Bikini Basketball League: Actually a Thing!

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Women in bikinis, balling in an organized league. It was really only a matter of time until someone had this genius idea. Think of the action bikini photos!

Marisa Miller Nude (Body Paint)

No, Marisa Miller is not involved. This was just a chance to shamelessly include a photo of her. Anyway, the Bikini Basketball League has been around in concept since 2011.

There are seven set franchises in six cities:

According to the league’s Twitter, the Chicago Desire, Orlando LadyCats, Miami Spice, L.A. Ice, New York Knockouts, Hollywood Hotties and Atlanta Fleet Angels are set to do battle.

It's like the wildly successful Lingerie Football League, only for basketball. Hot, we guess?

The BBL still has a long way to go, however. It can't even figure out its own name.

The league's website and Twitter aren't on the same page. One calls it the Bikini Basketball Association (as seen in the logo), yet the other refers to it as the Bikini Basketball League.

Either way, the web site declares that action will be underway in just 36 days.

Admit it, you're curious.


I think the Bikini Basketball League could be very successful. It would probably sell out and a lot of people could watch competitive ladies play their hearts out only dressed up as if they were at the beach. It would make for great television time as well. I look forward to watching this league every week and hope to even coach a team someday.


What the hell is wrong with people? As if our culture doesn't promote sluttiness enough, now we have to watch women play basketball with bikinis on? And women go and wonder why they aren't respected...

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