Non-Fictional Walter White Wanted on Meth Charges

We don't know if he goes by "Heisenberg" or if he helped blow off the face of his chief rival, but a man actually named Walter White is wanted by the police.

On meth charges. No, really.

Police in Tuscaloosa County are looking for a criminal with the same name as the lead character on Breaking Bad, as this Walter White was on probation following a 2008 arrest on counts of trafficking methamphetamine and unlawful manufacturing of a controlled substance.

The real-life White was then arrested in January on the same charges, but proceeded to skip out on his August 9 court hearing. He has now moved to the top of the Tuscaloosa County Sheriff's Office most wanted list.

If he shaves his head and is found meeting with a strange man in the bathroom of a Denny's, we'll really be in trouble.