Zombie Apocalypse: Ultra-Safe Miami Fortress For Sale!

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With the zombie apocalypse reportedly upon us (we're just not buying all this bath salts baloney), it's time to consider your options ... on the real estate front.

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    Wow, that is so neat.

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    Zombies can't swim, but according to Day of the Dead, they can walk on the ground under the water! So this house is essentially worthless in protecting when the apocalypse goes down!




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