Myla Sinanaj Confirms: I'm Not Knocked Up!

Myla Sinanaj has made it as clear as she can: the ex-girlfriend of Kris Humphries is NOT pregnant after all.

Following days' worth of rumors, the total nut job NYC hotel employee Tweeted a photo of herself on Monday without a baby bump.

She then followed that evidence up with an even more straightforward quote to AllWestEverything.com, writing to that site: I'm not pregnant.

In her first public comments since becoming a certified Z-lister, Sinanaj added that she is NOT signing any non-disclosure agreements, but she also will NOT be speaking out about Humphries' divorce from Kim Kardashian.

Nor is she suing Kris for comments he made about her running a brothel out of her hotel room.

"I dropped my law suit because after things got out of hand me and kris realized our friendship was bigger than the BS I never cared," Myla writes, adding: "Smh I’m portrayed as a crazy gold digger booty call and he’s a bad guy...

"... he’s a GOOD guy and so many people don’t know that because he’s so negatively portrayed but I knw who he is and that’s why I trust him and dropped everything with no settlement."

Well, we're sold. These two are clearly meant for each other.