As you may have heard, Octomom has a new man in Frankie G.
Yes, Nadya Suleman, the woman with 14 kids and has been celibate for 13 years (she has to be the only human being who can claim that), has a boyfriend.
Frankie Grageda, who drops his surname in favor of G because it must sound cooler, is a 23-year-old amateur bodybuilder with Tanning Mom-esque skin.
Clearly, it's a match made in heaven:
Video taken by TMZ showed the fitness buff welcoming her home from NYC at LAX airport Sunday. They've been together for two months, apparently.
Frankie admitted to the celeb news site that dating a chick with 14 kids makes for a different experience than he (or anyone else on Earth) is used to.
“It has its moments,” he said. “Obviously she has a lot of kids but it’s wonderful and I enjoy it. She’s a wonderful person, she has a good heart.”
Well, save for the whole Octomom porn thing.
Asked if their 13-year age difference would become an issue, Suleman, who met Frankie G in church, said: “No, I have the mind of an 18-year-old.”
And the financial sense of an 18-month-old.As for whether they've done the deed, that's unclear. Even when she was married, Suleman said she never liked to be intimate with her husband.
"I can tell you that I never touched him physically. It was a different type of marriage,” she said this spring. “That's all I want to say about it."
"I'm the kind of person who can be with a man for years and never touch him. My mind is not wired that way. I don't need that kind of thing."
"I only had one boyfriend my whole life and I never loved him. I only wanted babies. People need sex, but I don't ... I have zero sexual interest."
These Nadya Suleman photos suggest otherwise.