Great Moments in Rick Santorum Headline Writing

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When raging homophobe and Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum rolls into Cumming, Georgia, to a campaign stop, the puns are almost too easy.

Still, this headline, first posted on Buzzfeed, defies description:

Santorum Headline

For more on Rick Santorum, a real "family values" conservative who has shot to the top tier of the GOP race against all odds, just Google Rick Santorum.

It's eye-opening, the etymology of the former Senator's name.

Well played, Internet ... and CUMMING headline writer.

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I agree! What I treasure in Family values is when 2 people actually get married & raise their kids. Being accountable is so very important in regarding how people view any benifit to diversity. When you have people that spread their seed without a care in the world then this in itself shreds any sort of family value - in others eyes. When people sit and do not call their own kind out on these behaviors makes a person question anything in regards to their comments. To even consider any spin on family values in regarding " Hate Speech" is idiotic and makes the speaker and extremist himself!

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@My2cents.... I agree with your definition of family values. A good family loves each other and accepts others for who they are as a person.

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and so will Obama- in 2 years be remembered the same way. Obama was this Generations - "Fatal Attraction". Hoping and wishing for a miracle. At least Santorum can tell you what he believes in which is more than the - " I can't make up my mind about contraception" Obama.

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Everyone needs to keep googling "santorum"! Spreading Santorum is hilarious! . . . . . On a different note, I feel sad that the term "family values" over that last couple of decades, has been co-opted by intolerant bigots. It is now a term used to make hate speech & oppression not only palatable, but positive in the eyes and narrow minds of extremists. (To me, a family should be warm, caring & accepting of diversity. But that's just me.)

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hey shekina, this story has nothing to do with her and im 100% positive she is NOT guna read ur comment.. but if u do somehow get ahold of her tell her congratulations on being drug free for the past 11days

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Hey Whitney I miss you so much.and I'm gonna keep the Houston family in hour preyers.god you houston family.

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Hope Rick keeps standing up for what he believes in.

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GREAT comment Leo, agreed.

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2 years from Now, Slick Rick will be where he was 2 years ago, on a bridge to Nowhere!!