Teen Mom 2 Season Finale Recap: Rehab, Cheating, Divorce and Heartbreak

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Teen Mom 2 closed out its second season with a bang last night.

Someone cheated, someone broke up their relationship (and household) for good, while someone came back from rehab and someone got back together with their ex.

If you saw last week, and the week before that, you pretty much know who we're referring to in each case, but that didn't make it any less surprising to watch.

Let's get to it and break down the antics of Jenelle Evans, Leah Messer, Chelsea Houska and Kailyn Lowry our Teen Mom 2 season finale recap, THG +/- style!

Teen Mom 2 After Show

Jenelle Evans heads off to rehab in Malibu, California. Plus 19.

That place must be really affordable. It's apparently run by hunks, once of which picks up Jenelle to take her to the facility. She remarks that she's never "been so upset, anxious, depressed" in her life. Debbie Downer much? Minus 10.

We kid. She's clearly there for a reason. Asked why she came, Jenelle explains that "Weed is not really a problem for me. The only problem with it is I'm not allowed to smoke."

Plus 15 for such an obvious, moronically defiant stoner comment.

She takes a drug test that turns up positive for THC. Minus 20.

A psychologist learns that Jenelle's brother (who we know even less about than her baby daddy) has bipolar schizophrenia. The doctor feels Jenelle may be bipolar as well, and he treats her with anxiety meds. She's surprisingly receptive. Plus 24.

Asked how she'd describe herself, she says "impulsive, smart and angry." Asked what she wants to be, she says: "happy, more caring and affectionate." Plus 13.

After two weeks, she's allowed to use her computer and cell phone, and Kieffer immediately guilt tips her. Mercifully, Jenelle's completely immune. Plus 17.

"Why don't you let me focus on myself while I'm here?" she asks. "I'm gonna move on," Kieffer replies. Hopefully he meant move on off a cliff. Plus 27.

Face Tahm with Bahhbrahh!!! Plus 19.

Their reunion is almost touching. We know Jenelle Evans has had more issues since this episode, but she really seems like she's trying. A little. Right? Minus 10.

  • Jenelle Evans Mug Shot 2012
  • Jenelle Evans Mugshot 2012

Kailyn Lowry can't stop thinking about Jo, with whom "Things went further than they should have." At least she doesn't totally kiss/boink and tell. Plus 8.

Jo has no such filter, telling his bro: "We got Isaac to sleep ... and we ended up having sex in the shower." Plus 12, because he is an aspiring rapper and all.

Kailyn sort of confesses to Jordan: "I just started to have feelings for Jo again. It makes life so much harder. Why do I put myself in these positions."

You mean the position where you were bent over in the shower? Minus 19.

Minus 28 more for turning around the argument on Jordan, saying he can't understand the bond a mother has with her child's father. Girl, please.

His final words: "I hope you can live with yourself." Ouch. Plus 17.

When she confronts Jo, he bluntly says, "I'm not sitting here, trying to settle down. I'm just living my life. This is bad timing." Ouch again, Kails.

Now, the tears she did not shed for Jordan come on hard. Minus 13.

Chelsea Houska is focused on her GED, but decides she needs a break, which entails going to a car show her awful ex will probably be at! Yay? Minus 9.

Naturally, Adam is in fact there. "How long is it going to take before I can see him and not get sad?" Chelsea asked her mom. Here we go ... Minus 7.

Chelsea passes her GED flying colors! "Did you bomb?" Randy asks. LOL. Plus 20.

When Adam shows up to to hold Aubree, she panics and cries. Figures. Plus 12.

He asks Chelsea if she'd like to take a drive, and it's pretty obvious she will walk over broken glass if this loser shows a hint of interest, which is sad. Minus 39.

Later, she rides off into the sunset on the back of his black motorcycle. Neither her head nor her heart is safe at this point, and it's disappointing. Minus 11.

  • Leah Messer Dumped?
  • Teen Mom Split!
  • Leah's Double Life
  • Jenelle and Leah: Moms at Risk

Leah Messer and Corey Simms are splitting up. This was obvious when he came across the section of the paper that lists everyone who filed. Minus 20.

That's located next to the Gun Permits column. Plus 12.

He's shocked, or at least feigning it for the cameras, that Leah went through with this. He takes off his ring slowly, despondently for effect. Plus 18.

As Leah and her mom discuss Leah's future, her mom decides it's a good time to take out the wedding photos that finally came in the mail! Uhh, Minus 7.

When Leah Messer heads to the lawyer's office to drop Aleeah and Ali off with Corey, she loses it. The first night of loneliness is more than she can take.

"This is a marriage that's led to a divorce," she says. DEEP. Minus 10.

There's nothing positive about their home being physically wrecked, or at least divided up and moved out. They both cry a lot. It's depressing. Minus 25.

EPISODE TOTAL: +5! SEASON TOTAL: +48!

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Wtf does Leah look like in the top pic? Her hair is shit.
And Chelsea really makes me wanna smash her face in that stupid fucking grin and that monotones voice omg stop sponging off your father you lazy fat stupid cunt

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16 and pregnant & Teen Mom seems to just be any other reality show. I thought the point of the show was to incourage young teens to protect themselves from becoming pregnact but i guess i was wrong. It seems to me that many of the teens doesnt seem to have real struggle at all. They have nice places to stay and fancy cars but im real life as i know it, things are pretty different. The teen moms i know depend on welfare to help them and there child to survive. It usually is a pattern with young pregnancies because there parents or grandparents went through the same thing. If MTV would have teen moms on the show with REAL STRUGGLE then maybe it would send a positive message to teens to avoid being pregnant....STRAIGHT UP!

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so nice pic

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i think all these girls are stupid blonds.chelsa is the dumbest she lets adam get a piece of ass whenever he is horny.and i dont even know why they have janelle is always about her and kiffer..kiffer,kiffer,kiffer!!!!!

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It's time for these girls to grow up. They are all approaching their 20's and their kids are what, 2 now?? Pull it together already for the sake of your kids! Get off MTV and get a job or college degree. Janelle is the worst, she mentions Keiffer every other word, where is Jace Janelle!? These idiots have no idea how much they are impacting their Childs development. Put your children first!

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And I thought this show was to show how HARD it is to become teen mothers? There's only one or two in every season that actually has things really hard. The rest get new cars from their parents, drive nicer, newer cars than I do! They don't work, so obviously they didn't buy them on their own. (Farrah, Maci, Chelsea) Then they also get beautiful homes/apartments that I myself couldn't afford. (Chelsea, her dad paid for a house for her, Farrah). They wear the latest fashions, always getting their hair/nails done, etc. Looks pretty glamorous to me, not difficult.

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Chelsea is a spoiled brat. And it IS sickening no matter the words coming out of her mouth, on her face is a huge cheesy ass smile and you know she's all giddy like an idiot. Adam knows that no matter what, when he needs a peice of ass, he can get Chelsea to do whatever he wants. Kailyn is the most sane one. She goes to college, works, has her own car, and apartment. It seems like she mainly relies on herself financially, besides the help she gets from the program that pays her rent, and child support (that she just started recieving), which she is entitled to. Jo was an asshole to contest the amount of money. He lives in a beautiful home with his parents, drives a nice car, and I'm sure his parents pay for all of it. Cheating isn't right, like I said, but can you really expect monogamy out of teenagers? Come on now.

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Wow, sounds like we've got a bunch of 17-20 year olds commenting in here, not knowing what the eff they are talking about. Leah and Corey were too young to realize that they were rushing into marriage, their mental capacity isn't at that high of a level yet, the same with maturity. Jenelle is so selfish and disrespectful to everyone she comes in contact with, as well as herself. Also, she did not go to rehab to "help herself" or "do better", she did it so that it would look good for her probation. She doesn't want to quit drugs, she loves them. Like she said, the weed isn't a problem to HER, only to the legal system that she's implicated in. She's so trashy and would rather be high, out with friends and her "bad boy" boyfriends than at home with Jace. She's always so quick to walk out the door.

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MTV NEED TOO [STOP] WITH THIS TEENMOM 1-2 THE REASON TEENMOM SURPOST TO BE A REALTY SHOW TOO LET THE WORLD KNOW THAT PREGNANCY CAN BE PREVENTED WHEN U ARE TOO YOUNG TO BE HAVING BABIES SOME OF THEM OUR STILL HAVING SEX WITH KNOW PROTECTING. TEENMOM HAVE TURN IT'S COURSE. IT SHOULD STILL BE A REALTY SHOW BUT, NAMED YOUNG PEOPLE WITH SO MANY PROBLEMS AND THAT WHEN DR.DREW NEED TO SIT DOWN WITH THESE PEOPLE AND THEIR PARENT BECAUSE THE APPLES DOES NOT FALL FAR FROM THE TREE, AND MAJORITY OF THESE TEENS ARE FROM BROKEN HOMES I KNOW THESE PEOPLE NEED MONEY AND MTV RATEDS ARE HIGH. BUT WHAT HAVE HAPPEN TOO THE MESSAGE. THAT TEENS NEED TOO HERE.

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This programme is utterly demeaning. The more sensational the issues the less assistance these girls get. No wonder their situations get worse and worse. They are publicly humiliated and all their children are completely recognisable to the complete strangers who tune in. Then there is this public forum for viewers to comment on. By the time they are 20 they will be either as hard as nails or famous for wrecking their lives (and taking their children along for the ride).

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