Mitt Romney Pretends to Love Michigan

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Cyborg Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney is campaigning in Michigan ahead of Tuesday's primary, and boy, does he just love everything about that state!

Mitt's pandering speech last week was remarkable in how forced it sounded, even by his standards, as the Michigan native tried to convince residents he is one of them.

It was a performance reminiscent of Steve Carell in Anchorman, when Will Ferrell's Ron Burgundy asks, "Are you just naming things you see and saying you love them?"

Watch a mashup of that scene and Romney's press conference below:

The trees are the right height. Take note, Michigan Department of Tourism. There's your new tagline if ever we've heard one. "Pure Michigan" was so 2011.

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    Jojo

    @C----Luke "Skywaler"...no, I wasn't talkin' about him. Luke SkyWALKER! Yep, that one. I say...let ole Luke-y boy speak for himself. And C you can get back to plucking those nasty black hairs that grow between your toes...ewwwwww....have you ever heard of electrolysis?!? Oh, and don't forget those two really long hairs on your chin.

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    C

    @jojo luke skywaler, reed, deer??? Ur nuts dude!

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    Jojo

    Luke Skywalker = Reed..or is that DEER?

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    Luke Skywalker

    Sneakerbean=Splashnymph

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    Chely

    one mre thing reed u neva make any good points or seem like u can even hang in a debate. Noone wnts to read ur moronic hate filled comments that prove shit towards wateva point u are trying to make. U call me a child yet u troll all damn day becuz u have no life. And jus so u kno any person in the republican party wud run as far as they cud to get away from u! U arent helping the cause!!!!! Lol