Brace yourselves: The trailer for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter has arrived!
Yes, this is a real movie. The subject matter of which is explained by the title.
The absurd movie mash-up of historical drama and vampire horror stars Benjamin Walker as our nation's greatest president, haunted by the death of his mother at a young age, a horrific tragedy blamed on the blood suckers ... fictionally of course. We think.
He devotes his life, and ends up President of the United States, as part of an all-out quest to eradicate vampires from the world. The Vampire Diaries should really consider an Abe Lincoln plot line at some point. Watch the trailer below ...