Lindsay Lohan Shows Up Late to Morgue; Officials Tell Train Wreck to Get Lost

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Un. Believable. Lindsay Lohan was turned away from the L.A. County Morgue this morning after showing up late for community service. Way to go, girl!

The star, who was briefly cuffed and jailed yesterday, was supposed to be there at 8 a.m. At 7:40, her assistant called to say she'd be there in 10 minutes. 

When did she roll up in her $80,000 Porsche? Not until 8:40.

Lindsay in Court (Again)

Linds in court for the 29,391st time yesterday.

Her publicist claims she was late "due to a combination of not knowing the entrance to go through and confusion caused by media waiting for her arrival."

Always excuses with LiLo, and Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter thinks this story has more cracks than Lindsay's teeth, since she's been there before.

Winter just told reporters there's NO WAY Lindsay was confused about anything, given that his office provided step-by-step directions on where to go.

More likely, she was strung out on meth ... KIDDING. Well, probably. You never know.

Lindsay was met at the door by Coroner's officials who turned her away. Her probation office was notified; Judge Stephanie Sautner will hear about it.

What happened today is not a violation, as the judge only required Lohan put in 16 hours at the morgue by November 2, when she's due back in court.

But for a colossal f*%k-up who can't get it together, and whose penchant for thumbing her nose at authority is well-known ... not a good PR move.

Lohan was on probation for her necklace heist until Judge Sautner revoked it yesterday. Lindsay posted $100,000 bail, freeing her until November 2.

She may be sentenced to jail then. Should she be?

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Look at her picture, she obviously needs an intervention. Shes headed for the morgue as a resident not as a guest.

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Seriously how many chances does this has been get? Place her in an actual prison NOT a county jail and let her do actual time like any others who would continue to violate their probation.

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This girl is making me sick. She was really good in movies and was good-looking before, now when I see her I just want to vomit. She's the one that's screwing up her life. Why can't she fix it? And the dumb judges aren't doing anything about it now

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She will soon join Michael Jackson in the "more famous dead than alive club".

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I WONDER HOW MUCH THE JUDGES ARE GETTING FOR LETTING HER GO. NOTHING WILL BE DONE UNTIL SHE KILLS SOMEONE. I FORGOT YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THAT TOO.

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UNFORTUNATELY, THE WAY SHE'S GOING, SHE'LL BE A RESIDENT OF THE MORGUE, IN THE NEAR FUTURE.

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The court system has two set of rules, one for the average joe and
another for the rich/famous. LiLo is playing the system because it
has been this way for so long. The city continues to waste time and money on this girl at taxpapers expense. I wish more time was spent helping missing & exploited children and kids who are bullied. This girl has no reason to take this serious because she's in conttol and the judge has lost all credibility in my opinion. We all should be treated so gently. One nation, one system. Send her tired butt to jail. No get of jail free card. The judge has given her power away to this idiot.

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She will continue to get her sorry ass in trouble as long as these ahole judges keep slapping her on the hand. What the F is wrong with the judges that handle her cases? Is she blowing them or what?!

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It's just as well. She'd probably be stealing from the corpses and huffing embalming fluid. Toss the brat in JAIL!

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.....i hate her. she is so dumb an irresponsible. i hate our justice system more for just giving her chance after chance. makes me sick.

Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
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Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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