Former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger is writing an autobiography titled, sort of predictably but still awesomely, Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story.
The actor will reportedly touch on his breakup with Maria Shriver while covering his childhood in Austria and careers as a bodybuilder, film star and politician.
However, "This book will not be a tell-all," a source stressed.
The recently-embattled Schwarzenegger, 64, will work on the book in between shooting scenes for his next film, the Expendables sequel, with Sylvester Stallone.
"He has been keeping notes and working on the book for over a year," his spokesman said. "He didn't want to write his autobiography while he was governor."
Adds Jonathan Karp of publisher Simon & Schuster: "Nobody has a life story even close to his. Truly, Arnold is one of the most fascinating figures of our time."
And that was true even before Mildred Patricia Baena!