You may have seen the invitation, but, sorry folks, none of you are invited to Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' August 20 wedding ceremony.
However, the entire viewing world is welcome to tune in a couple months later and watch every detail unfold on Kim's Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event, the two-night program that will air on E! on October 9 and 10.
Seriously, even this reality star's specials have boring titles.
Earlier this week, Kardashian announced that Vera Wang would be designing her dress, blogging:
"Vera has been a close family friend for a long time and we had talked about this moment for years. So when it came to picking my wedding dress designer, she was the first person I thought of. No one designs gowns the way she does!"
And no one exploits the ignorance of young fans or the concept of love like Kim does. It's a perfect match!