Kim Kardashian Wedding Details: The Dress, The Vows, The Hilarious News Report!
Did you hear that Kim Kardashian got married to Kris Humphries last night? It's true. It was a small ceremony, with just a few friends and very little fuss and.... JUST KIDDING!!!
There were 450 guests. Millions were spent. Millions more were earned by the participants, and we've got all the details below. First, though, we present the CNN report that almost made this ridiculous affair worthwhile. Check out the kid in the background:
As for the ceremony itself, with facts courtesy of E!, which will present live coverage of the wedding tonight? Deep breath...
- Kim donned a strapless, ivory Vera Wang dress with a long train.
- She wore Guiseppe Zanotti shoes.
- Kris Humphries sported a Ermenegildo Zegna tuxedo, with black pants, a white shirt and a white bow tie.
- Lorraine Schwartz designed the wedding rings.
- Kim's party, all in ivory, consisted of Khloé Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian , Kylie and Kendal Jenner and Kris' sister, Kaela Humphries.
- A passage in the program, written by Kim, read: "I so wish my dad could be here today to walk me down the aisle. But I know in a way he is here, and I feel his loving presence all around me. I love and miss you, dad."
- What does Kim love most about Kris? She told the pastor before the event and it was then relayed to guests: he puts a smile on her face, is the "yin to her yang" and other cliches.
- Kris loves Kim's compassion and how dedicated she is to family.
- The ceremony, which included helicopters flying overhead at all times, concluded with a prayer. No truth to the rumor that it started with: Dear Lord, cha-ching! Thank you for creating E!, Twitter and Facebook....
People Magazine paid around $1 million for the rights to the wedding photos, which will be published in this week's edition.
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September 18th, 2011 11:28 AM
kim kardashian i wish you the best. I am so happy for you. You picked the right guy. He's handsome and so sweet to you.Hope you had a fablous time at her fairytale wedding. I love you and i wish i was your wedding...:)
September 8th, 2011 11:26 AM
am so happy 4 u kim, wishing u all d best. U are my idol
Rank: D-Lister
August 25th, 2011 10:48 PM
A big congragulations to you Kim!!! Wish you the very best.
August 25th, 2011 4:20 AM
Paris...i mean Tina knows alot of inside stuff on the family lol.Hey Paris how many pool boys did ur moomy do while ur (GAY) dad was at his BF's house oops i mean work! And if i ooops i mean Kim had plastic surgery well at least it's good plastic surgery unlike the nose (BEAK) job u had to get bc all the coke u snorted. Btw Paris oops again i mean Tina don't u take it up the ass all the time from ur pink dildo's and ur (GAY) Bf's?
Speaking of pimping out her kids Kathy trashy (desperate for fame Hilton has been doing that since she spit you out of her looose vagina ha ha...
I do it right honey...i'm not wearing pink plastic pumps and cheap clothes and carrying around a prop of a dog u neglect in real life and pretend i'm a little girl.
And how many years was it that u were sneaking into ur brothers room for some midnight fun? ;) Girls who live in almost foreclosed glass mansions shouldn't thro stones honey!
If i'm taking it up the ass at least it's from a REAL dick and not
August 25th, 2011 4:03 AM
Clearly, This is from Paris Hilton's camp!
August 24th, 2011 2:33 PM
So tina u really like kim u tink she deserves everytin she has she is swit divine and lovely...........
Well I guess I'm lying tina its quite aight 2 b cynical but don't luk like ure jealous of her boobs ass pretty face and family. U just sound plain jealous
August 24th, 2011 4:45 AM
Kim k congrats....wish u all d best
August 23rd, 2011 8:29 AM
Wow, Tina... That was harsh and mean....
Anyway, Congrats to Kris and Kim!!!
August 23rd, 2011 12:10 AM
Tina jealous much? You obviously took an hour to type that mess and you wish you was Kim. Don't be mad because you ain't her. Jealous woman.
August 22nd, 2011 11:16 PM
LOVE you Tina! You NAILED Kim and her Scuzzball mom. They are a bunch of whores whose mom has been pimping them out for years. Now the next gerenation Kendall and Kylie are being primed for pimping. Kris Jenner should be jailed for child abuse. Where the hell is BRUCE??????