Kim Kardashian Wedding Details: The Dress, The Vows, The Hilarious News Report!

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Did you hear that Kim Kardashian got married to Kris Humphries last night? It's true. It was a small ceremony, with just a few friends and very little fuss and.... JUST KIDDING!!!

There were 450 guests. Millions were spent. Millions more were earned by the participants, and we've got all the details below. First, though, we present the CNN report that almost made this ridiculous affair worthwhile. Check out the kid in the background:

As for the ceremony itself, with facts courtesy of E!, which will present live coverage of the wedding tonight? Deep breath...

  • Kim donned a strapless, ivory Vera Wang dress with a long train.
  • She wore Guiseppe Zanotti shoes.
  • Kris Humphries sported a Ermenegildo Zegna tuxedo, with black pants, a white shirt and a white bow tie.
  • Lorraine Schwartz designed the wedding rings.
  • Kim's party, all in ivory, consisted of Khloé Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian , Kylie and Kendal Jenner and Kris' sister, Kaela Humphries.
  • A passage in the program, written by Kim, read: "I so wish my dad could be here today to walk me down the aisle. But I know in a way he is here, and I feel his loving presence all around me. I love and miss you, dad."
  • What does Kim love most about Kris? She told the pastor before the event and it was then relayed to guests: he puts a smile on her face, is the "yin to her yang" and other cliches.
  • Kris loves Kim's compassion and how dedicated she is to family.
  • The ceremony, which included helicopters flying overhead at all times, concluded with a prayer. No truth to the rumor that it started with: Dear Lord, cha-ching! Thank you for creating E!, Twitter and Facebook....

People Magazine paid around $1 million for the rights to the wedding photos, which will be published in this week's edition.


kim kardashian i wish you the best. I am so happy for you. You picked the right guy. He's handsome and so sweet to you.Hope you had a fablous time at her fairytale wedding. I love you and i wish i was your wedding...:)


am so happy 4 u kim, wishing u all d best. U are my idol


A big congragulations to you Kim!!! Wish you the very best.


Clearly, This is from Paris Hilton's camp!


So tina u really like kim u tink she deserves everytin she has she is swit divine and lovely...........
Well I guess I'm lying tina its quite aight 2 b cynical but don't luk like ure jealous of her boobs ass pretty face and family. U just sound plain jealous


Kim k congrats....wish u all d best


Wow, Tina... That was harsh and mean....
Anyway, Congrats to Kris and Kim!!!


Tina jealous much? You obviously took an hour to type that mess and you wish you was Kim. Don't be mad because you ain't her. Jealous woman.


LOVE you Tina! You NAILED Kim and her Scuzzball mom. They are a bunch of whores whose mom has been pimping them out for years. Now the next gerenation Kendall and Kylie are being primed for pimping. Kris Jenner should be jailed for child abuse. Where the hell is BRUCE??????


Tina, you obviously "Know" Kim very well. I'll bet you are a guy that has been dumped by Kim. Or even more, she wouldn't give you the time of day. It's sounds like you have been involved in her personal life. Maybe you're an ex-employee with a torch for Kim. Congratulations Kim and Kris. I wish you all the happiness. Don't attention to jealous freaks like "Tina". The guy just wishes he had you.

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

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Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]