The Jersey Shore train wreck may have caused an auto accident that sent two police officers to the hospital in Florence, Italy, but she says fans shouldn't blame her - obviously, because she's always on the ball - just the car.
"The brakes weren't really working in our Fiat," Snooki, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi, says. "They were, like, old. I tried to use the brakes and they didn't work."
"So to avoid the cops, I ran right into a wall so I didn't hurt anybody."
Sounds totally logical to us.
Following the crash that resulted in Snooki temporarily losing her license, the Jersey Shore gang stuck close to home. "The only time we [drove was] to the gym, so after that, we'd just walk around," she tells Extra.
Nicole and her cohorts return with new episodes August 4. If you haven't seen it yet, check out the sexual, violent Jersey Shore Season 4 trailer!