Effing Snooki Blames Car Crash on Faulty Brakes

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Effing Snooki.

The Jersey Shore train wreck may have caused an auto accident that sent two police officers to the hospital in Florence, Italy, but she says fans shouldn't blame her - obviously, because she's always on the ball - just the car.

"The brakes weren't really working in our Fiat," Snooki, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi, says. "They were, like, old. I tried to use the brakes and they didn't work."

F'ing Snooki

"So to avoid the cops, I ran right into a wall so I didn't hurt anybody."

Sounds totally logical to us.

Following the crash that resulted in Snooki temporarily losing her license, the Jersey Shore gang stuck close to home. "The only time we [drove was] to the gym, so after that, we'd just walk around," she tells Extra.

Nicole and her cohorts return with new episodes August 4. If you haven't seen it yet, check out the sexual, violent Jersey Shore Season 4 trailer!

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"She makes mistakes,but unlike you hers are shown on national television. People need to get over it already. Leave her alone damn." That's because we aren't being paid thousands to have our exploits broadcasted to the world. If she wants to be left alone, then she shouldn't be on tv.

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I love Snooki! She is flighty, yes. But her heart is in the right place and she's kind. That's good enough for me!

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Omg she got in a car accident shes a person. She makes mistakes,but unlike you hers are shown on national television. People need to get over it already. Leave her alone damn.

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I blame it on the booze and lack of brain cells but that's just me.

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You suck snooki.

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Swine. Ugly swine.

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So what is excuse for your brain not working Snooki? Is it "like, old " and you tried to use it but it did not work? Or more likely, much like the supposed bad brakes in the car, you have no intention of using it correctly and will blame everyone else for any problems that may come from misuse? Ugh, get a grip girl!

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