Kim Kardashian: Pregnant?!?!?!?!?

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Kim Kardashian is not pregnant.

We know this comes as shocking news to anyone who believes supermarket tabloids, but it turns out the latest issue of OK! Weekly simply forgot to include a few words in the following headline.

Kim Kardashian Tabloid Cover

The magazine clearly cut Kim off when she said: I'm having a baby... that I plan to exploit and from whom I'll milk millions of dollars at some point in the near future.

While an anonymous source supposedly told the tabloid that Kim is "absolutely in a hurry” to procreate, we'll need more evidence than a misleadingly-typed headline in order for us to believe that she and Kris Humphries are expecting.

And, when that day does come, we'll pray for the future of mankind.

UPDATE: Incredibly, we were right: Kim has blogged that she is NOT pregnant, adding: "Magazines can be so tricky with their wording! The inside states that one day I want a baby! But I’m not pregnant!"

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This is the ugliest pregnant woman I've every seen and it's clear that she still continues to care more about herself than anyone else. So this baby doesn't stand a chance....Poor thing!!!!! Some people shouldn't have children till they GROW UP themselves....SO SELFISH!!!!!! shame on you!!!

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I hope her baby come out looking like her because her boyfriend is ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knew she wouldn't waste no time with this one. Kim aint stupid ya'll. She know's exactly what she's doing. Probably gonna farm some of Kanye's kids the same way Kris farmed hers. Can't believe Kanye is stupid enough to fuck her without a condom. I mean cmon, she's been with RAY J and a plethora of others who have been around. Her chances of NOT having something (at least HPV) is slim.

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HI I AM CHRISTINA HYACINTHE AGAIN, WITH REGARD MRS HUMPHRIES WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU THAT EVERY DAY I AM PRAYING THAT YOU I COULD SEE US ONE DAY, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT DAY IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN AS I AM CONCERNED ABOUT CALL ME PLEASE IN THIS NUMBER IF YOU DON'T MIND 1809 7 FOUR 12 89 AND DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH WELL DON'T FORGET I HAVE FOURTEEN YEARS I LOVE YOU BYE

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i don't know if kim is preggers just because she has a bump just because you have a bump it doesn't mean you're preggers she can only know herself if she is for real

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I think if you says you are not pregnant because i'm your fan and i love you Kim i' not rus mayelin i'm friends with her Christina Hyacinthe Every day I'm watching you and your family in the channel forty four in santo domingo because you are my favorite artists I swear I love Ilove you Kim for dying I have not yet fourteen years I have facebok tank's

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Ashley Manjares you are stupid and you are jealous . Get a life and if you do not give a shit who cares about that? Then why read about Kim?

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Mzgoldenheart you are rude and if you are so sick of Kim and her family why don't you just not watch the shows and not read the magazine articles. Jealousy is your ptoblem and that turns into hatred. Sad.

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omg really?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! its so sad that this type of person is still alive? remember she made a sex tape and thats how her big assm is famous for n thats it she is not an actress nor a singer or nothing else but a plain sopiled little rich bitch and thats it just like paris hilton they just want attention if u dont want ur whole life out there then get gone n stop putting ur bizzness out there ugh i have had enough of this attention seeking whore!

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I love u kim and all the hater cn hang

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

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