Kim Kardashian: Pregnant?!?!?!?!?
by Hilton Hater at .Kim Kardashian is not pregnant.
We know this comes as shocking news to anyone who believes supermarket tabloids, but it turns out the latest issue of OK! Weekly simply forgot to include a few words in the following headline.
The magazine clearly cut Kim off when she said: I'm having a baby... that I plan to exploit and from whom I'll milk millions of dollars at some point in the near future.
While an anonymous source supposedly told the tabloid that Kim is "absolutely in a hurry” to procreate, we'll need more evidence than a misleadingly-typed headline in order for us to believe that she and Kris Humphries are expecting.
And, when that day does come, we'll pray for the future of mankind.
UPDATE: Incredibly, we were right: Kim has blogged that she is NOT pregnant, adding: "Magazines can be so tricky with their wording! The inside states that one day I want a baby! But I’m not pregnant!"
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Comments (23 Total)
This is the ugliest pregnant woman I've every seen and it's clear that she still continues to care more about herself than anyone else. So this baby doesn't stand a chance....Poor thing!!!!! Some people shouldn't have children till they GROW UP themselves....SO SELFISH!!!!!! shame on you!!!
I hope her baby come out looking like her because her boyfriend is ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Knew she wouldn't waste no time with this one. Kim aint stupid ya'll. She know's exactly what she's doing. Probably gonna farm some of Kanye's kids the same way Kris farmed hers. Can't believe Kanye is stupid enough to fuck her without a condom. I mean cmon, she's been with RAY J and a plethora of others who have been around. Her chances of NOT having something (at least HPV) is slim.
HI I AM CHRISTINA HYACINTHE AGAIN, WITH REGARD MRS HUMPHRIES WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU THAT EVERY DAY I AM PRAYING THAT YOU I COULD SEE US ONE DAY, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT DAY IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN AS I AM CONCERNED ABOUT CALL ME PLEASE IN THIS NUMBER IF YOU DON'T MIND 1809 7 FOUR 12 89 AND DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH WELL DON'T FORGET I HAVE FOURTEEN YEARS I LOVE YOU BYE
i don't know if kim is preggers just because she has a bump just because you have a bump it doesn't mean you're preggers she can only know herself if she is for real