Charlie Sheen on Future of Two and a Half Men: LOSING!

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Ashton Kutcher is officially a Two and a Half Men cast member. But he won't be for long, according to the actor Kutcher replaced.

Charlie Sheen doesn't think the sitcom has a bright future, responding to this piece of casting news by saying: "Enjoy the show America. Enjoy seeing a 2.0 in the demo every Monday, WB."

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Sheen did have something nice to say about Ashton, though. Sort of.

"Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer," he told TMZ. "Oh wait, so am I!!"

As for professional and personal nemesis Chuck Lorre? "Enjoy planet Chuck, Ashton. There is no air, laughter, loyalty, or love there."

But will there be laughs for viewers? That's all CBS cares about.

UPDATE: Sheen has already reversed course a bit. He just Tweeted: “#Winning Congrats to the cast and crew…CBS & WB..! My best to @aplusk!! The show must go on… You got the right guy! c”

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Without Charlie this show is lyk hell u gonna watch it by urselves


I am very curious to see who aston will be related to?? Maybe Jewdiths new boyfriend? Someone thats forsure.


haha "get this look." charlie looks like he's dying of AIDS. who the hell wants to look like him?


I am so sad for Charlie's addiction, but to recover you must Let go of the past & Let God guide your future path. Ashton is great, but he just isn't Charlie! Sorry to Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones and of coarse BERTA, without her sarcasm the show wouldn't have been so comical.


I completely agree with Leo.


This writers have no imagination ,they could have used Chris Brown instead of Kutchner and Justin Bieber could have played the part of the fat kid.Breezy would have owned the part.


"Grandeur," that is.


Get a clue Charlie Sheen, You are a dime a dozen fxxcked up addict in denial. Full of insanity and self-absorbed delusions of granduer. Classic symptoms, which are obvious to all but you. Get help and take your your "blame everybody except yourself" pathetic soundbites to the nearest Rehab. You are old news already.


I was over this show before but will really not watch it now. Shouldn't they Ashton and Demi will replace Charlie? Ashton can not go to the bathroom without so she will be there as well. Just saying.....


charlie looks like he died and hasn't realised it yet. what a mess. somebody save him ffs

Charlie Sheen Biography

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Charlie Sheen was best known for a handful of movie roles and then for Two and a Half Men... and then he pretty much went crazy in the... More »
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Charlie Sheen Quotes

Sean Penn, Mel Gibson, Colin Farrell. They didn't give me any advice. Within that there's great advice. There's just love. Just seeing what's up.

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All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master.

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