Welcome, gossip fans, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!
If you couldn't tell my looking at the photo, Robert Pattinson is the star of this week's contest. Along with his Water For Elephants co-star, of course.
What are he/they thinking or saying here? You tell us! All you do is click "Comments" below and submit your best caption(s) - as many as you like.
We'll announce a winner tomorrow. Go to town and good luck ...