Just days after Rachel Oberlin said Charlie Sheen was the first man she ever met who deserved to be with multiple women at once, this goddess has left the building.
So Tweeted the hilarious actor himself, who still considers himself a winner, don't worry:
Following the (latest) ugly split with Brooke Mueller, Sheen is down to himself and Natalie Kenly. And the next journalist that stops by for an interview, of course.
Anyone wishing to apply for the job of goddess should send an application to firstname.lastname@example.org.
UPDATE: Hours after this Tweet, Sheen released another that simply read: "She's back!" Why did they get into a fight? He also wrote:
"I chipped one of my warlock fangs on a great white shark I had to murder. Pissed me off and like an ass I took it out on her."