Kim Kardashian: Getting Married?!?!?

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Want an early look at Kim Kardashian's wedding to Kris Humphries? You won't get it in this week's issue of OK!.

Despite proclamations of a KARDSHIAN EXCLUSIVE and a headline that screams KIM'S DREAM WEDDING, juxtaposed over what appears to be a wedding portrait, the following anonymous quote is the extent of this tabloid's in-depth coverage on this imaginary story:

"Kim falls fast and hard, and this time is no exception. Kris makes her laugh, gives her confidence, makes her smile... Plus, with Kris, things are different. He knew what he was getting himself into, and he says that Kim is everything he expected and more.”

Kim Getting Married?!?

We can only imagine what Kris expected. An empty personality, a giant set of breasts and the world's best marketing team?

Expect these two to get engaged about the same time that Kim's single earns a Grammy nomination.

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Ti none of your business who Kim or anyone else marries.Just shutup because you can not choose anyone's spouse but your own.you are sooo stupid. Lemonseed you are stupid as well who are you to document her love life? You have no right to criticize her it is her life and not yours. You both need to grow up and get over yourselves.Seriously you are judgemental and ignorant.Whether her marriage lasts or not is none of your business either.

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Please dont marry just because your sisters are. What happend to Shengo. Now that is a real man not a boy like this Humphrey. Since you were with him you started to act very cheap and not classy and loose a lot of support from us the public. Marry him. But please do me a favour. E mail me when you write another devorce on your book beacause of bad choice

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Please dont marry just because your sisters are. What happend to Shengo. Now that is a real man not a boy like this Humphrey. Since you were with him you started to act very cheap and not classy and loose a lot of support from us the public. Marry him. But please do me a favour. E mail me when you write another devorce on your book beacause of bad choice

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so what,at the end of the day,its her life,get over it....kim,dont care what people say,keep your self happy,at the end of the day its your,wish you the best of luck.we love u lotsxx

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Kim kardashian is one of the sweetest lady av come across nd her personality is so beautiful..,i wish her nd kris all the happiness in the world:)

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I LOVE KIM KARDASHIAN AND HER FAMILY

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Kim Kardashian is a very beautiful woman and i like her union with Kris Humphries.Even Khloe and Kourtney are married but Robert Jnr is an exception.I really love thier family.

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First off, I understand Kim is not the smartest person ever, she never claimed to be. However, just cause she dated these what four/five men doesn't mean she changes her men like she changes her panties. You have to try what is out there or you'll never know. She loved Reggie, obviously, but it wasn't meant to be. If she would go as far as get engaged it must be true love. People need to mind their own,she puts her business and family life in the limelight, she doesn't share her life for people to judge. Let her do her thing. Have faith in her for once. LOVE YOU KIM

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She Was Born October 21st 1980 -In 2000 Got Married To A Music Producer. But Only To Divorce In 2004. -Dated A R & B Singer In 2007. -Same In 2007 She Dated Reggie Bush. -Split With Reggie In July 2009. -Same Year While At Her Sister’s Wedding They Reunited. But Only To Break Up Again. -March 2010 Dated Myles Austin. -August 2010 Broke Up With Myles Austin. -November 2010 Was Seen With Model Gabriel Aubry. -December 2010 Broke Up With Model Gabriel Aubry. -December 2010- Soon After Break Up She Dated Kris Humphries May 2011- Kris Humphries Proposes! Might I Add In 2007 A Home Porn Video Of Her And Ray J An R & B Singer Came Out!! All I Can Say Is This Girl Changes Her Men Like A Girl Goes Through Shoes And Pairs Of Panties! I Know It’s Rude, But I Don’t See This Lasting. Why? Cause She Is So So High Matience.

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She Was Born October 21st 1980
-In 2000 Got Married To A Music Producer. But Only To Divorce In 2004. -Dated A R & B Singer In 2007. -Same In 2007 She Dated Reggie Bush. -Split With Reggie In July 2009. -Same Year While At Her Sister’s Wedding They Reunited. But Only To Break Up Again. -March 2010 Dated Myles Austin. -August 2010 Broke Up With Myles Austin. -November 2010 Was Seen With Model Gabriel Aubry. -December 2010 Broke Up With Model Gabriel Aubry. -December 2010- Soon After Break Up She Dated Kris Humphries May 2011- Kris Humphries Proposes! Might I Add In 2007 A Home Porn Video Of Her And Ray J An R & B Singer Came Out!! All I Can Say Is This Girl Changes Her Men Like A Girl Goes Through Shoes And Pairs Of Panties! I Know It’s Rude, But I Don’t See This Lasting. Why? Cause She Is So So High Matience.