Jersey Shore Season Finale Recap: GET OUT! I AM DONE! DONE!!!!!!

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Jersey Shore's third season ended not with a bang, but with a thud. After 13 weeks, we're as exhausted by Sammi and Ronni as the reality stars themselves.

There were many fun, hilarious times in Season 3, but the enduring image will be that of a couple so desperately in love ... and so loathsome of one another.

As always, THG breaks down some of the top Jersey Shore quotes and scenes in our official +/- recap below. For the last time until Italy, let's DO THIS:

Ronnie and Sammi Fight Again

Breaking up is hard to do. For you. It's REALLY hard for these idiots.

We pick up where we left off last week. OMG, Ron and Sam are SO in a fight! Did she make out with Arvin? Did she text Arvin to meet up? Do we care? Minus 9.

Arvin: "Sam, we made out before." Sam: "No, we haven't." Arvin: "Yeah, we have." Sam: "No, we haven’t." Plus 4, because is there that much of a gray area?

Is it just us or is Vinny becoming kind of an ass these days? Minus 5.

Whoa, the Snitch-uation apologizes to Sam for meddling. Plus 3.

“I feel like the joke’s on me,” Ronnie says. “I feel like a fool.” Yes, but this applies not just to the Arvin matter, but to any scene from 2009-present. Minus 6.

"We treat guests with utmost respect." - Pauly. We'd hate to see what disrespecting them looks like in that case, but it's a nice sentiment, so ... Wash.

Pauly D gets behind the turntables at the end of summer party, while Deena breaks it down on the dance floor with ... Vinny's Uncle Nino. Plus 14 ...

Uncle Nino Grinding!

Life is a grind in a good way for Uncle Nino.

Deena is shocked when Vinny calls her the new Angelina, which in Seaside is basically the equivalent of being called the c-word. Oh, he went there. Minus 8.

Roger proposes to JWoww ... that they be exclusive. Plus 10, 'cause it's quite sweet, and Plus 5 more 'cause people act like he popped the real question here.

JWoww: "I am literally head over heels." Sigh. Wash 'cause she's happy.

Snook: “Whiskey sex is definitely the best ... when a guy can have sex for five hours because he’s so drunk. Or his penis is so drunk." It's Snooki, so Minus 7.

Snook: "Get it all out freaking do everything that you can have sex with an old man and steal a plant and get arrested and do whatever." Huh? Eh, Plus 12.

Things seemed to be okay, but at Karma, Sammi talks to some male friends, which angers Ronnie after all the Arvin stuff ... or at any time, really. Minus 9.

Ronnie: "I'm real, and you're not! F--k you, crazy bitch!" Sammi: "My biggest regret in my life is you!" Plus 6, because they're so in love. Really, they are.

The Last Supper

The Last Supper brought back memories good and bad.

The final family meal is less joyous and more tense this year. Minus 4.

Snooki: "After I run for president, Deena is going to be vice-president. I would get $h!t done in this country. The economy would rise, everyone would be tan, and all of the radios would play house music." Hey, Bush was president, so Plus 4.

Are those sequined butterflies on Roger's jeans?! Minus 12.

Situation: “That rug reminds me of Ron and Sam’s relationship.” Plus 7.

Sammi: "You’re my best friend. You’re the only one who makes laugh, cry, be happy, sad, miserable, excited." So true, save for the good parts. Minus 20.

So they broke up. Which means they're back together by the time you read this. Or have gotten back together only to break up again. Either way, Plus 3.

TOTAL: -14. SEASON THREE TOTAL: +218.

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I love Jersey Shore. I just really hope that Ron and Sam aren't on the show next season unless they are officially ova..They were so fukin pathetic and they made the show partly annoying.. This wasn't who wants to find love. Its the shore. No one should be in relationships doing shows like this. So ova it..

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i think that they nned to be appart because they keep making mistakes , and when u love somebody u love them for them and u have to work it out the right wayy not throwing clothes , going crazi thats not LOVE , running out on eaxh other and dateing other people in a relashionship , they should b apart cause my opinion that girl is really crazi and need help because she's a pure lier

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so nice,I like it so much.

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You know, I used to kind of get a kick out of watching this television show, but I had to stop because the Ron and Sammi show became so annoying that I found myself getting a headache after awhile.

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So sick of these low life whatever wannabes. They're living proof that television can air cow dung gather flies and maggots, and someone will watch it.

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Oh and sammi isn't a bitch....she's a stupid bitch! Also did I mention that ronnie looks like a tard when he dances! Hahahahah

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i am ashamed to admit watching ron and sammi is kinda interesting because it reminds me of how not to be and how pathetic it really is watching how being so insecure/jealous/unstable is so damaging and nasty for yourself, your partner, and everybody that has to put up with it.

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i think when ron n sam fight its funny sometimes especially when he picked up her bed and she was all hanging on like "STOP" the way she says "I HATE YOU" is f in funny mannn LMFAO!But then again theres the serious things they say n do thats all sad bout to make me cry.....Jersey Shore should be about partying getting a guy or a girl thats dtf.....But without Sam and Ron i wouldn't even tune into Jersey Shore because it would just be about whores like SNOOKI or VINNY getting blank and f*cking GROSS! So yeah without SAM N RON JERSEY SHORE WOULDN'T BE SH*T!cuz people love to see drama and things going on in the show besides getting all wasted and bunning lol....i do agree with you people thO sam n ron should split, that would be healthy for both of them....N SAMMI IS NOT A B*TCH!lol

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Im 'DONE" WITH THE Sammi and Ronnie show

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I think they forgot the minus 20 for Ronnies dancing!!! Lol

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