Kim Zolciak once dated a man known as Big Poppa.
She then had a fling with a female DJ named Tracy Young and is now having a baby with a 24-year old defensive lineman named Kroy Bierman.
In other words: who else would you wanna take relationship advice from?!?
We ask because Farrah Gray Publishing has confirmed that it's signed a deal with Kim to pen a book about love and dating. Says founder Dr. Farrah Gray:
"I'm thrilled to have Kim apart of my publishing house, her upcoming book is sure to wow fans everywhere. She is sassy, smart and sophisticated."
Up next, we assume the company will sign Amber Portwood for a memoir about responsible parenthood.