Kim Zolciak to Write Relationship Advice Book

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Kim Zolciak once dated a man known as Big Poppa.

She then had a fling with a female DJ named Tracy Young and is now having a baby with a 24-year old defensive lineman named Kroy Bierman.

In other words: who else would you wanna take relationship advice from?!?

An Atlanta Housewife

We ask because Farrah Gray Publishing has confirmed that it's signed a deal with Kim to pen a book about love and dating. Says founder Dr. Farrah Gray:

"I'm thrilled to have Kim apart of my publishing house, her upcoming book is sure to wow fans everywhere. She is sassy, smart and sophisticated."

Up next, we assume the company will sign Amber Portwood for a memoir about responsible parenthood.


Sorry Sam, she was definately not fucking Biggie Smalls, think she would be too old for him LOL!! Eve and lil' Kim was more his type ANWAYZ!!
BTW Kim-Nice wig you WHORE!! What's the matter??!! Fucked all the guys that would remotely want to touch you so you had to change it up to a chick just for fun. Now she kicked you to the curb so you got knocked up by some young obviously dumb ass hell dude and your going to have ANOTHER kid!! And how old are you like 80!!??
GEEZ you should have stopped while you were a head, like when you were givin Big Poppa head!! HAHAHAHAHA


Um, Big Poppa as in Biggie Smalls or are we conversing over someone else???