Jessica Simpson is Having a Baby (Someday)!

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“I’m Having a Baby.” - Jessica Simpson to Life & Style

Of course, this is the star (if she's even quoted) talking about future baby plans, rather than a story about Eric Johnson actually getting Jessica Simpson pregnant. If that happened, the headline would read "Jessica Simpson: Pregnant!"

You don't fool us, second-rate supermarket tabloid ...

Jessica is Having a Baby!

MORNING SICKNESS: She was actually just sick one morning. Really.

A couple of side notes on top of the blatantly misleading headline:

  • That's one of the worst Jessica Simpson pictures ever. The girl is hot, if nothing else. Show it ... or at least use a pic of her with Eric.
  • If Jennifer Aniston is really "baring it all," why is there a stock photo, circa 2002, on the cover? Not exactly a compelling teaser.
  • We already saw the first Breaking Dawn photo. Come on guys.
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