In Hard Times, Heidi Montag Must Defend Herself

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Short on cash to pay for security and worried about the dangers this world may throw at her, Heidi Montag is dedicating all her efforts to self-defense.

“I can’t afford security, so I practice self defense and chain punching,” she tells Radar Online, noting that she's learning martial arts to protect herself.

Although she used to have a posse of bodyguards on hand, as her breasts have ballooned, she and husband Spencer Pratt have fallen on lean times.

Gettin' it LOOSE

GETTING LIMBER: Heidi preps with some yoga. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

“I have spent millions in security in the last four years because I had to take care of the cost myself. It’s crazy and it’s hard, but life is not always fair."

Poor baby, blowing untold sums of money on wholly unnecessary things. Surely her plastic surgery obsession didn't factor into her financial woes at all.

“I've had to change my life. I can’t afford to go to the clubs anymore because the protection I need can cost anywhere from $5,000-$10,000 a night."

"When you travel it’s worst, you need to cover the guards' travel, food' lodging, etc., and pay them. All my money went there, safety is number one.”

Wait ... Heidi Montag requires that much security?

Does anyone care enough to hurt her? Or even know who she is anymore? Oh, the petite blond with the fake chest, nose, ass ... none of those in L.A.

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    Monkey

    WTF??!! what is she doing??!! Practicing for her next act~porn? Gatta get that money honey especially to support her sugery addiction! Have you ever seen Donna Versace? That will be you...think about it!

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    lexiilove

    Shit tha only thing she shud be afraid of is tippin ova lol spencer prob had to help pick her up in tht pix god knes ha back is screaming poor thing

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    capri is a whore

    SEX TAPE, SEX TAPE, SEX TAPE

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    Gary Coleman

    dbo419, that is some funny ass shit! "They got clubs too" fucking hilarious!!! Seriously though, is the offer still on table from Vivid? All they need to do is turn in those home movies and I'm sure they'd make a few million.

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    Notorious

    That is probably the hottest photo of Montag I have ever seen. She looks like a porn star. If she's short on cash, she should have a go at porn. After all, if she's game enough to fuck Spencer, she should be game enough to fuck a pro for $$$$$.