In Hard Times, Heidi Montag Must Defend Herself

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Short on cash to pay for security and worried about the dangers this world may throw at her, Heidi Montag is dedicating all her efforts to self-defense.

“I can’t afford security, so I practice self defense and chain punching,” she tells Radar Online, noting that she's learning martial arts to protect herself.

Although she used to have a posse of bodyguards on hand, as her breasts have ballooned, she and husband Spencer Pratt have fallen on lean times.

Gettin' it LOOSE

GETTING LIMBER: Heidi preps with some yoga. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

“I have spent millions in security in the last four years because I had to take care of the cost myself. It’s crazy and it’s hard, but life is not always fair."

Poor baby, blowing untold sums of money on wholly unnecessary things. Surely her plastic surgery obsession didn't factor into her financial woes at all.

“I've had to change my life. I can’t afford to go to the clubs anymore because the protection I need can cost anywhere from $5,000-$10,000 a night."

"When you travel it’s worst, you need to cover the guards' travel, food' lodging, etc., and pay them. All my money went there, safety is number one.”

Wait ... Heidi Montag requires that much security?

Does anyone care enough to hurt her? Or even know who she is anymore? Oh, the petite blond with the fake chest, nose, ass ... none of those in L.A.


WTF??!! what is she doing??!! Practicing for her next act~porn? Gatta get that money honey especially to support her sugery addiction! Have you ever seen Donna Versace? That will be you...think about it!


Shit tha only thing she shud be afraid of is tippin ova lol spencer prob had to help pick her up in tht pix god knes ha back is screaming poor thing




dbo419, that is some funny ass shit! "They got clubs too" fucking hilarious!!! Seriously though, is the offer still on table from Vivid? All they need to do is turn in those home movies and I'm sure they'd make a few million.


That is probably the hottest photo of Montag I have ever seen. She looks like a porn star.
If she's short on cash, she should have a go at porn. After all, if she's game enough to fuck Spencer, she should be game enough to fuck a pro for $$$$$.


Heidi, you stupidly blew millions on security when us 'normal folk' are trying to get AWAY from you anyway-- that's not "life being unfair," that's you being an idiot. She probably loved feeling like a "real star" walking around with an entourage


Martial arts are great skills to learn however they do not take the place of those professionals that have been formally trained in executive protection techniques. Those in the spotlight are at risk and need to pay closer attention to the threats that exist out there.


HEY HEIDI... why don't you and $pence try that jungle living again? It's cheap there. Hopefully, for the rest of us, you guys could find a spot close to a Tribe that still practices cannibalism. They got 'clubs' too!!! Just sayin...


Heidi Montag Biography

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Crested Butte, Colorado
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Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag Quotes

I used to be so strong, I used to be able to do whatever I want, and then I feel like I've been broken down little by little.

Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!