In Hard Times, Heidi Montag Must Defend Herself

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Short on cash to pay for security and worried about the dangers this world may throw at her, Heidi Montag is dedicating all her efforts to self-defense.


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    WTF??!! what is she doing??!! Practicing for her next act~porn? Gatta get that money honey especially to support her sugery addiction! Have you ever seen Donna Versace? That will be you...think about it!


    Shit tha only thing she shud be afraid of is tippin ova lol spencer prob had to help pick her up in tht pix god knes ha back is screaming poor thing




    dbo419, that is some funny ass shit! "They got clubs too" fucking hilarious!!! Seriously though, is the offer still on table from Vivid? All they need to do is turn in those home movies and I'm sure they'd make a few million.


    That is probably the hottest photo of Montag I have ever seen. She looks like a porn star.
    If she's short on cash, she should have a go at porn. After all, if she's game enough to fuck Spencer, she should be game enough to fuck a pro for $$$$$.


    Heidi, you stupidly blew millions on security when us 'normal folk' are trying to get AWAY from you anyway-- that's not "life being unfair," that's you being an idiot. She probably loved feeling like a "real star" walking around with an entourage


    Martial arts are great skills to learn however they do not take the place of those professionals that have been formally trained in executive protection techniques.

    Those in the spotlight are at risk and need to pay closer attention to the threats that exist out there.


    HEY HEIDI... why don't you and $pence try that jungle living again? It's cheap there. Hopefully, for the rest of us, you guys could find a spot close to a Tribe that still practices cannibalism. They got 'clubs' too!!! Just sayin...

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