Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt: Married** !!!

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** - There is no way this happened.

At least In Touch Weekly can say it mixed things up a bit. Breaking from its usual cover stories about how Angelina Jolie is a raging psycho or Brad Pitt bones Jennifer Aniston behind her back ... they got married this time!! OMG!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Get Married!

PURE NONSENSE: You're a moron if you buy this (in more ways than one).

We're all for good celebrity gossip, but who's going to think the world's most famous couple - two people who have adamantly stated, many times, that they aren't getting married - got married AND kept it a secret from everybody?

Then again, she is wearing white, and the photo of "Where they said I do'" does look like a sweet ass resort, so maybe we're just being cynical.

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