Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Renew Wedding Vows, World Groans

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This time it's not for reality TV, just reality. Or something. Yeah, right.

Weeks after confessing they faked their divorce proceedings, and days after calling his own made-for-TV Hills marriage ceremony a contrived nightmare, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have said "I do" in their first "real" wedding.

Whoa! Never Saw That Coming!

Third time's the charm, right?

WEDDINGS PAST AND PRESENT: This time, Speidi swears, it's legit.

Before The Hills aired their union to end its fifth season in the spring of 2009, the couple staged a bogus wedding in Cabo the previous winter. So this is #3.

Finally, the gruesome twosome says, it was for love.

"It's just me and my bride on a little secret beach with nobody else, and it's just about her," Spencer Pratt told ET of their Sunday vow renewal. "Last time it was about everything else, it was about drama, it was about ratings."

How terrible was that? The poor, victimized couple.

Echoes Heidi Montag: "It was about everyone but us, so this is our first wedding about our love. I can finally just be Heidi. I'm just really enjoying every day."

Indeed. How can we possibly argue with such heartfelt emotions from two genuine people deeply in love with publicity each other? Congratulations, we guess.

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Fukkin hilarious!

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Wow i can't believe it i think heidi should be by herself..heidi should leave spencer...she would be a better person without him

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I thought they were over; imagine that, yet another publicity stunt from these idiots! Why can't they just spontaneously combust and disappear already?

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I feel kinda sorry for them...I can't imagine how empty they must feel to constantly make themselves the target of uch humiliation for the sake media attention. They had such chance to do something positive and inspiration with the money they made and use the "hills" to achieve something real and long-lasting for themselves...but they blew it. Obviously they either have idiots as managers and publicists or they just dont follow good advice when its offered to them. I hope the media just stops writing and reporting on them ..like E news did ..there is no way I would buy any magazine that keeps encouraging these 2 to humiliate themselves...its too painful to watch.

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THEY FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY BUT IM SURE THE FEW MAGAZINE INTERVIEWS THEY HAVE BEEN TALKING TO ABOUT THEIR PERSONAL LIVES HAS PAID THEM A DECENT AMOUNT OF MONEY FOR THE INFORMATION . AND TWO HATED BY PEOPLE OR NOT THEY ARE STILL GETTING ATTENTION AND THEY ARE STILL RELEVANT AND GETTING PAID FOR EVERYTIME THEY MAKE AN APPEARENCE. IF THEY DIDN'T MATTER TO SOMEBODY YALL WOULDN'T EVEN TAKE THE TIME OUT TO READ, WATCH AND WRITE SHIT ABOUT THEM. SO IF YOU REALLY DON'T CARE THEN IGNORE THEM DUMBASSES!!!

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Heidi's cheek looks puffy and weird in this photo. I feel bad for her. It looks like her doctor really messed up one of her cheeks. I've seen her cheek look puffy in other photos. I wonder if the plastic surgeon accidentally cut a nerve or something. Maybe she can get corrective surgery to de-puff the cheek.

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Those two deserve each other.I think I'm gonna go puke now....What friggin' loosers....

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Where's Greenpeace damn it! These two are still sucking our good air!!!

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They just said they were filing for bankruptcy. Where'd these losers get the $$$ for a wedding???

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@Brittany Simple... Photoshop and a few more lies!

Heidi Montag Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Crested Butte, Colorado
Full Name
Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag Quotes

I used to be so strong, I used to be able to do whatever I want, and then I feel like I've been broken down little by little.

Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!

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