First, Awful Listen: "I'm Hot" By Angelina Pivarnick
Angelina Pivarnick of Jersey Shore quasi-fame has officially launched her music career with the release of her first (and likely last) single, "I'm Hot."
The portions of Angelina rapping we posted earlier this week don't do justice to the full version. More than four minutes of awfulness awaits below!
With her hamster-like voice, epic lyrics and Eiffel 65-esque backing vocals, this is an absolute riot. If you enjoy your ears bleeding, have at it ...
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October 15th, 2011 3:03 PM
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I'm sorry, Ms. Black, I believe I owe you an apology. I claimed that your song was the worst, but now that this came out I realized how blind I was. And at least you have a good personality. Unlike this girl. Please, forgive me.
Angelina, honey, ice cream cones are cold, not hot. And you aren't even that hot in reality. Please, darling, if you're going to sing, at least use a bit of Autotune to cover the chipmunk-ness of your voice. And don't tell me I'm "trolling", no one in their right mentality would like this song of yours. Honey please, take vocal lessons or learn to properly use Autotune before posting a song.
Sincerely,
Calla
April 23rd, 2011 1:16 PM
loves it
January 11th, 2011 11:25 AM
-_____________________________- Really?
December 11th, 2010 12:54 AM
Omg Angelina wtf are you thinking? Lol this girl just kills it everytime she already got kicked out of the dam show twice and her ass wiped and told 100 times. Dont you think you should just hide in a cave or something.
December 6th, 2010 8:58 AM
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (: im hot so hot im like an ice cream cone with a cherry on top!!!!!!!!!!(: i love itt !
December 2nd, 2010 11:06 AM
what the hell is this shit
November 22nd, 2010 7:15 PM
Good god....i listened to 40 seconds of this toucan sam looking bitch and shut that shit off. the auto tuned "best cry ever" on youtube has a better chance of selling than this shit. Angelina is the worst thing ive ever seen on television and shes a complete fucking failure. not to mention uglier than sin
November 21st, 2010 10:10 PM
AW YEEEEAAAH ANGELINA YEEEAHHH!
I luuuvv thi5 sawng angilina what r u taking badd? tis is mah neww faavvvvv affter keisshaaaa may guuuuurl i willso buuy hurr albummm, shhee s soo gud, whid she even go on jersy shore she cullld havv beeeennn an musiciian her LyRiCz ar so deep to she can rly sing sh can b mu idol angelinga foroever`!
November 21st, 2010 3:58 PM
I guess her dictionary has a very different meaning of hot than ours. Get a real job angelina
November 21st, 2010 7:12 AM
my gah.
i cant believe she actually released this to the public.
has she no mercy...