Kim Kardashian turns 30 years old on October 21. But, kome on, kan't you offer up this birthday gal a few early wishes?

The woman who has made a career out of getting naked and attending parties will double up on the latter this weekend. In anticipation of the next big day next week, Kim will celebrate tonight at Tao Las Vegas.

Along with family members, close friends Lala Vasquez and Brittny Gastineau will attend the event - which will be streamed live by E! News. We're not kidding.

Then, tomorrow night, Kardashian flies to her new home back east and will party it up with Ciara at Tao New York, which is celebrating its 10-year anniversary.

Go ahead and wish her a happy birthday now, folks. Or continually bang your ahead against the wall over this being considered news. Either reaction would be understandable.