Cristiano Ronaldo is a Father; Mother Unknown!

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An early World Cup exit may have plunged Cristiano Ronaldo into an existential crisis, but Portugal's national team captain does have other reasons to smile.

The soccer stud announced today that he recently became the father of a baby boy, born in June to an anonymous American - and he has exclusive custody!

Unfortunately, the mother is not Kim Kardashian.

The news appeared on the website of his employer, Real Madrid, and Ronaldo's Twitter and Facebook pages, and does not appear to be a hoax ... we think.

"It is with great joy and emotion that I inform I have recently become a father to a baby boy," read the statement from Ronaldo, who is 25 and unmarried.


HAPPY BABY DADDY: While it's not surprising in the least that Ronaldo impregnated some random girl, the fact that he has sole custody comes out of nowhere.

"With the agreement of the mother, who wishes to remain anonymous, I will have exclusive custody of my son," added the world's highest paid soccer star.

"I request everyone to fully respect my right to privacy [and that of the child] at least on issues as personal as these are," Cristiano Ronaldo added.

Portuguese newspaper Correio da Manha says Ronaldo's mother and sisters were completing the paperwork necessary to bring the child to Portugal.

Ronaldo, whose penchant for group sex and hookers is as well documented as his on-field mastery, sure knows how to score around a goaltender.

Congratulations to the new, proud papa!


im big fan of u


th emotherr is paris hilton


i think Rolando should focus on his carrier and dump all the
temptations from his enemies. go Rolando, go Madrid.


Congrats on your beautiful son
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He's ugly!


ربنا يسعده هو والبيبى بس انا اشك انه ابنه اصلا


Oh, and why would a TWENTY FIVE year old international football superstar pay to have a child at the height of his career? Strange.


@portugal I think your posts are brilliant apart from two facts - Cristiano Ronaldo did have sex with about 4 prostitutes in 2007 at his home in Manchester which at the time he shared with fellow footballer, Nani. He also crashed his car in the tunnel in Manchester, which almost got him arrested. Oh Ronaldo, you foolish boy. I also heard his mother and sister are working to get the child to PORTUGAL where the boy will be raised. If he is taking responsibility (weirdly, besides what kind of mother gives up her kid like that? )why does he not go through the papers himself like a father, bring him to SPAIN not PORTUGAL where he lives because entrusting your older mother to bring up the kid is pathetic and wrong and what the hell are you doing in NEW YORK having dates with your girlfriend, Irina? Shouldn't you be with the son you've barely ever seen since he was born a month ago. What is he going to do when his son asks about his mother? Respect man, respect.


I hope he can be happy forever.

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