Sammi Giancola, a.k.a. Sweetheart, said in one of the earliest Jersey Shore quotes that she is the sweetest b!tch you will ever meet. We beg to differ.
Popping some chick twice in the face at a Miami nightclub doesn't exactly seem like a "Sweetheart" move to us, but maybe it was done out of love?
The incident supposedly happened last month, and according to law enforcement officials, Sammi is in the clear - but only because she left town just in time.
The Miami-Dade State Attorney's Office says the case of Giancola's flying fists of alcohol-fueled fury is closed because, well, there's no one to arrest.
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"As a matter of policy, we do not file charges involving misdemeanor crimes when the accused is beyond [our] jurisdiction," an office spokesman said.
However, if Giancola ever shows her face in Miami again? According to the State Attorney, "This case could be revisited if and when the accused returns."
Scratch Miami off the list of cities in consideration for Season 3 then.
Last season, Sammi's hothead BF Ronnie Magro became notorious for fights on the show. Seriously, the dude would throw down at a moment's notice.
A couple of absolute tools continue to seek some form of justice.