Because we know you were sitting around wondering: Michelle McGee's take on Sandra Bullock's adoption of a new baby boy from New Orleans?
"I was really shocked," she said Friday.
On the nationally syndicated Johnjay and Rich radio show, Friday, she said she had "no idea" Jesse and Sandra had begun the adoption process.
Right, because that's totally the exact sort of subject you would expect the married guy who's nailing you to bring up casually during pillow talk.
Bombshell also says she never paid attention to celebrity gossip until her affair with James - and was stunned (!) by what she saw at the Oscars.
YOU NEVER TELL ME ANYTHING: "Bombshell" was shocked by Sandra's adoption. Similar to our reaction to the fact that people in the 21st century still heart Nazis.
"I was like, 'Whoa, what the heck?!'" said the stripper, who has said that James told her numerous times that his marriage to Bullock was "a sham."
What a disgrace.
In addition to being bummed about being left out of the pair's adoption plans, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee is bitter at the biker for other reasons.
She calls him just an "OK" lover.
"I think so, yeah. I think Jesse is used to getting stuff that he wants and he's gonna get what he wants," she adds, noting that James is a big liar.
He clearly has a lot of work to do if he wants to turn his life around after this ... Look at the woman on the left, then the one on the right. Period.