Lindsay Lohan Wakes Up, Satisfies Cravings Fast
by Free Britney at .Friends say Lindsay Lohan may not be able to comply with a court order to stay away from drugs and alcohol. As in, Linds may not be physically capable.
When the train wreck shows up in court tomorrow, Judge Marsha Revel will almost certainly lay the smack down, telling her to cut out drugs and alcohol.
Period. Legally.
Judge Marsha Revel talked Thursday about the conditions of her bail - refraining from consuming alcohol, wearing a SCRAM bracelet to monitor alcohol consumption, and submitting to random drug testing at least once a week.
A friend says that's a joke: "She can't make it through a day ... She's a mess."
Another source says Lohan "wakes up with cravings and satisfies them fast." Somehow we're not surprised. But will she be required to go clean Monday?
NO CANNES DO: Lindsay Lohan going clean? Forget about it.
Probation violations aside - she's already in deep for missing her mandatory alcohol education classes - the judge could revoke bail for drinking or drugs.
If that Lindsay Lohan cocaine pic is any indication, we give it a day.
Don't ask us what the point of alcohol education classes even is when she goes out partying until the wee hours of the morning almost nightly, but hey.
Stay tuned there. In other Lindsay news, the person who wired Lohan's bail money at lightning speed last Thursday also helped Britney Spears in 2008.
Lou Taylor is considered a behind-the-scenes wheeler and dealer who pushes some pretty controversial born-again views ... and is now on Team Lindsay.
Taylor is not only considered genius in the money department, she's a huge personality with a moral force that easily rivals her Husband, who's a minister.
She is not shy at all about pushing her born again religious views, something that scared the hell out of Britney Spears. Can she do the same for Lindsay?
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Comments (5 Total)
She should of been in LA for the court app. If she does not comply with the ORIGINAL hearing: ie the classes. She should be put in jail Why does our society put up with this crap.??? She should have her 180 days and ROT!!!!!
They should have locked her up a long time ago. This s### has been going on for years now. She paid expensive attorneys to keep her butt out of jail and she has destroyed her career and her life is a trainwreck. The sick part of it is, she paid for it all. If she had had a court appointed attorney, it would have been a little tougher but it would all be behind her now. It's amazing what money can buy, is it?
locking her ass up in jail would certainly put a stop to this drug crazed whores partying but unfortunately they would eventually let her out real-wishes dot com where wishes become reality
Of course she can quit. But not while going to bars and festival and awards parties. She must decide to quit, and then work at it.
Wakes Up? She actually sleeps?