Tori Spelling Creates, Shoots Down Divorce Rumors

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Tori Spelling has clearly been attending classes at Kardashian University.

Like the world's most famous, least talented trio of siters, the washed-up actress has created her own relationship drama... in order to spout off to the press, deny the made-up rumors and garner attention for her reality show.

Earlier today, Spelling appeared on NBC and said her and husband Dean McDermott are "not headed for divorce. We're committed to each other, we're committed to this family. But you know, we work on things just like everyone else."

They are different from everyone else in one regard, of course: they contrive scenarios for their Oxygen reality show, Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood, and pretend like the show is a glimpse into their actual lives.

Such an Annoying Couple

On the upcoming fifth season, for example, Tori, Dean and their children load into an RV and take a road trip to Atlanta. They fight along the way, of course, including the following, scripted exchange:

"It's like you got more and more unhappy and angry," Spelling says to her husband. "I just want the old Dean back. I really do. I miss you so much."

But don't worry, folks! Tori told Us Weekly that "there are good days and bad days with everything. I'm happy fans will see we have ups and downs like everyone else."

This begs the question: Who on earth is a fan of Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott?!?

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He looks like a creepy child molestor. And her bastards, er, kids are BUTT UGLY. But then again, bastards always have some disgusting flaw.

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i love them its funny to watch good on them love them lots

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Million dollar baby, and the thief who came to dinner.

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Not me! I can't stand tori and dean. I knew this "fight" was a publicity stunt to try to promote their pathetic TV show. Who are their fans: trannies, unintelligent pre-pubescent teens who lose themselves and their minds watching "reality TV", and of course T & D"s only friends, the 2 gay guys, Denise Richards and Lisa Rinna.
Tori and Dean are talentless, washed up media whores who disgracefully exploit their children for money. how low can you go folks? I am not the least bit interested in watching ANYTHING with Tori and Dean.

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HILTON HATER- JEALOUS?

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She would be good looking if she wasn't Tori Spelling.

Tori Spelling Biography

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Tori Spelling Quotes

"Your face morphed Dark skin, dark bean. I don’t know who it was." - Dean to Guru Singh, after his "release"

She was a star and a true lady, and she will be missed greatly. People everywhere knew her by name. I loved when fans wanted her over me. I felt proud!

Tori Spelling [on dead dog]
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