Yesterday, the ladies of Jersey Shore classed up Harper's Bazaar.
The men cannot say the same in their Interview Magazine shoot.
Famed celebrity photo taker Terry Richardson was enlisted to capture the essence of tanned, toned cast in images that will captivate fans for generations.
Here's the famed DJ Pauly D putting the G in GTL ...
They did a nice job airbrushing out the needle marks.
Pauly D, a.k.a. Paul DelVecchio is also seen showing off his Italian pride, tattoos, and vintage Versace underwear. Repulsed or turned on? You tell us!
Other photos feature The Situation doing what he does second best after creepin' on skanks - tanning. Finally, the four guys tag team a serious sub.
Click to enlarge photos of America's favorite guidos ...
[Photos: Interview Magazine]