"I'd do it every year if I could." J-Woww on breast implants, to Harper's Bazaar.
Quotes like that give you some idea of what the fashion mag was up against when it sought to turn Jersey Shore cast members into elegant, classy ladies.
If you never saw show, however, you might be fooled. Jenni (J-Woww) Farley, Sammi Giancola (Sweetheart) and Nicole Polizzi (Snooki) clean up nice ...
FISH OUT OF WATER: The girls attempt to look refined.
In the magazine, Snooki, J-Woww and Sammi get etiquette lessons from New York City socialite Tinsley Mortimer for reasons unknown. Will they take?
"I know a couple things about manners," Snooki declares. "I just don't use them."
There you have it. You can take the princess out of Poughkeepsie, but you can't make the princess any less trashy or have her put on underwear.
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[Photos: Harper's Bazaar]