Jon Gosselin Calls Kate an Absentee Mom, Bashes Dancing with the Stars, Sues For Custody

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Jon Gosselin is not a fan of his ex-wife, or Dancing with the Stars. He's not just miffed about her horrible dancing either - dude wants custody of his kids.

Saying that Dancing with the Stars is damaging his children thanks to the super bitch from hell joining the cast, Jon wants them under his control, ASAP.

Plus money.

The douchebag will be seeking primary custody as well as spousal support in court, says Jon's new lawyer, former assistant U.S. Attorney Anthony F. List.

Unmoved by the fact that she had a makeshift dance studio installed at home, he calls Kate "an absentee mom," which he says is no surprise to anyone.

Right. Because Jon is a model citizen and parent, by contrast.

Kate G. Hair
Jon G. Contemplates

The brief truce between Jon and Kate is apparently over.

List expects to use her casting on Dancing with the Stars (which she may be voted off tonight) as proof that Kate does not spend "quality time with the eight kids."

The attorney also thinks Jon is getting hosed in the child support department, claiming "$20,000 a month is ridiculous." Needless to say, he wants that changed.

In addition to primary custody, List says he's considering asking the judge to reverse the support obligation and make Kate pay Jon. That should go over well.

Team Jon did not specify any specific figures, but it looks like he's gearing up for a full assault. So much for the newly single Jon wishing Kate luck last month.

Is Kate really an absentee mom for going on the show, or is Jon just angling for more leverage? Is it actually good that she's on DWTS to support the kids financially?

Most importantly: Who sucks more?


forget Jon ugly Asss !
he fuggin cheats on KATEE !
& hes not a fuggin good Dadd !
he fuggin gonna get KARMMA !
Kate should winn ,
but for whoever is going with John Your DUMB !
john has created a hugeeeeee Shitt over the Yearss !
he should've been a true fatherr ,
what happeneds if Jon wins ?
he not gonna HAVE the care to raise all 8 KIDS !
Kate does ! she the most Orgainize Person in the family !
right now she needs to make moneyy ! Thats why she in "Dancing with the Stars" , jon is now creating more trouble for kate& their kids , i bet his ex-girlfriends hatee him ;)
so is 90% of the who freakin world


If kHate doesn't watch out...
JON can just walk away and leave Her to do all of the raising!
She would be crying for 15 years! lolololol! JON can go make another family and be the great Husband and Daddy he was all over again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


C'mon is your moment...take it and try to shine a little, if not for you so that you won't look back with regrets but for the kids so they can look to you and see someone who has character even in adversity...I saw all your scripture you had hanging up...where are you now?? Just worried for you....




Kate looks great..and always has! She probably has aged alot; she has been through alot in the past year: Her horndog ex cheated on her, she is STALKED by tabloid photogs, and is constantly scrutinized! Yeah, I think that would age ANYONE! She has a hard time trusting people, particularly men, so I don't expect her to look for love anytime soon, either..




This douche bag will do anything to stay in the public eye. He should sue all the contestants who have children, he should sue actors and doctors and lawyers and indian chiefs who go out and find work to support their children. Is he ever going to get it? Doesn't look that way. I don't understand why he doesn't find a job and own up to his responsibilities...oops, I'm sorry, I forgot the world owes jon gosselin a living. LOSER, LOSER, LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ok first off she's working she's supporting her children. If she doesnt work they arent being supported because this clown doesnt have a job and hasnt for what almost 2 years? This guy will sleep with anything that has a wallet and a trust fund. Now he has no home , no money and isnt paying his child support I mean how can he he doesnt have a job. So what does this looser do he once again crucifies his family or whats left of it so he can live a pampered lifestyle. The children do prob spend more time with nanny s right now because she's working but you know what id rather see them with a nanny than him ignoring them while he's texting someone and having a smoke in the yard


I hope that soul destroying cunt gets taken for every cent she has and some she doesn't.


Kate is meeting her responsibilities. Jon is a loser and out of work so he wants to be supported by her. Let him take care of the kids and she should not see further employment. As for the kids, they will survive because they HAVE a mother who cares. Jon is lost. What judge would give custody to a tobacco user, womanizer, runt with no means of self support or a skill to create one?

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Dancing with the Stars Quotes

We should have started dancing with one arm waaay before.

Cristian de la Fuente [following his injury, trip to the hospital and subsequent stellar performance]

I am not the best dancer, and I have not been the best dancer from the beginning. I am happy we made it this far.

Cristian de la Fuente