Mike Nilon, you've... been... served!
The heretofore unknown husband of actress Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon is in the news today because his wife fired off an email to everyone that works at Creative Arts Agency (Mike's place of employement). Its subject line?
“Tiger Woods/Jesse James/Mike Nilon.”
It's not hard to imagine where Beauvais-Nilon went from there, is it? This is what the widely-circulated email allegedly says:
“What do they have in common . . . I found out today that MY husband of almost 9 yrs has been having an affair for 5 yrs with some slut in Chicago. I am devastated!!!! And I have been duped!! Our boys don’t deserve this!”
It could be worse, Garcelle. That "slut" could also be a lying Nazi worshipper. Just sayin.
The couple has twin two-year old boys named Jax and Jaid. Shortly after they were born, the actress said about her husband:
“He’s just really loving. He loves me no matter what I look like. It’s really important to find somebody that you love and you want to share your life with, and especially when there’s kids involved. We don’t take it lightly.”
Beauvais (we've already removed his name from yours, honey) is best known for her four-year portrayal of an attorney on NYPD Blue. In the end, we hope she holds her head up high, secure in the knowledge that this is Mike Nilon's loss? Why?
He'll never see this naked body ever again!