Jamie Jungers Wins Tiger Woods Mistress Pageant!

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Radio magnate Howard Stern held his long-awaited beauty pageant for Tiger Woods' mistresses Wednesday, with Jaime Jungers taking home the dubious honors.

To the victor goes a $75,000 cash prize. And that to the hush money he likely paid to keep her from blabbing to the press or Elin Woods, and she did pretty well!

Tiger Woods Rollin'

Jamie Jungers' win came after she answered most of the leering questions the radio legend threw her way, including those about Woods' anatomical endowments.

She's a classy chick, no doubt.

Also competing in the contest, which is simultaneously sad, absurd and hilarious, were Loredana Jolie and Jaimee Grubbs, who pocketed $15,000 as runners-up.

Jamie Jungers takes home the prestigious honor.

It was no surprise to see Grubbs taking part in the pageant, given that she shamelessly sold Tiger Woods' voicemail and has given umpteen interviews about him.

Loredana Jolie? No surprise there either. We would have loved to see a higher turnout, though. What else do you have going on, Cori Rist? Or you, Theresa Rogers?

Rachel Uchitel was barred from competing, due to her settlement with Tiger, which might have altered the results. Did the right woman win? Vote in our poll below!

Did Jamie deserve to win this prestigious honor, or should it have gone to another cocktail waitress? Which Tiger Woods mistress is the hottest?

 

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I thought it was one of the ho's grandmothers! That f$&c_ken used scumbag looks like a mosquito with six eyes bulging from his ass. What's with the wig, who's the jackal kidding?

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That's Howard Stern. Yea, he is one ugly piece of shit. Looks like them bitchs what to get away from his shitty ass fast!

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Who's that giant cockroach in the back? One ugly mofo!

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We don't care about these women... We are only interested in Tiger back in golf tournaments.

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Please I bet not one person posting ever saw Tiger golf,the only reason you care is same as oj he is black,somewhat.Next you will be telling me you can swim.

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what money the 1/4 that makes tiger black means these girl received zero from tiger since we all know blacks only spend money on food,there fake hair and 64 oz sodas.

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What's with the scarf on the jerk in the back? Maybe the lizard is cold?

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I got sick and tired of hearing these women grabbing their 5 mins hall of fame or money opportunity... All I care is Tiger Woods back in the green playing golf tournaments... Tiger has his charismatic way of playing golf... Two friends of mine had themselves glued in front of the TV everytime Tiger plays... One viewed Tiger as if he is major shareholder of TWC ...Another is a woman who watches Tiger playing golf as if Tiger is best next door neighbour .... Interesting ! I haven't met similar scenarios with other golfers... I myself also like seeing Tiger play... Tiger's "tense" face with puzzling eyes is very unique ... Every time I watch him play, my heart beat heavily with him looking at his tense face... Anyway, his shots are great and I do hope to see him back in golf tournaments soon ! and to be frank, I don't care about his personal life...

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I know who that dude is! He's the fly in "The Fly". One ugly bastard. As for the girls ho hum, ho hum and ho hum.

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These women are low-class... They will do and say anything to grab their last minute of fame riding on Tiger's scandal... Who will be such low-class to speak out sex life and sex conversation to media ? There is one who even sell voicemail/texts to media, for what, well, money for sure ! These girls are just in for $

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