Jamie Jungers Wins Tiger Woods Mistress Pageant!

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Radio magnate Howard Stern held his long-awaited beauty pageant for Tiger Woods' mistresses Wednesday, with Jaime Jungers taking home the dubious honors.

To the victor goes a $75,000 cash prize. And that to the hush money he likely paid to keep her from blabbing to the press or Elin Woods, and she did pretty well!

Tiger Woods Rollin'

Jamie Jungers' win came after she answered most of the leering questions the radio legend threw her way, including those about Woods' anatomical endowments.

She's a classy chick, no doubt.

Also competing in the contest, which is simultaneously sad, absurd and hilarious, were Loredana Jolie and Jaimee Grubbs, who pocketed $15,000 as runners-up.

Jamie Jungers takes home the prestigious honor.

It was no surprise to see Grubbs taking part in the pageant, given that she shamelessly sold Tiger Woods' voicemail and has given umpteen interviews about him.

Loredana Jolie? No surprise there either. We would have loved to see a higher turnout, though. What else do you have going on, Cori Rist? Or you, Theresa Rogers?

Rachel Uchitel was barred from competing, due to her settlement with Tiger, which might have altered the results. Did the right woman win? Vote in our poll below!

Did Jamie deserve to win this prestigious honor, or should it have gone to another cocktail waitress? Which Tiger Woods mistress is the hottest?

 

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    Clubber Lang

    I thought it was one of the ho's grandmothers! That f$&c_ken used scumbag looks like a mosquito with six eyes bulging from his ass. What's with the wig, who's the jackal kidding?

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    Cool Hand Luke

    That's Howard Stern. Yea, he is one ugly piece of shit. Looks like them bitchs what to get away from his shitty ass fast!

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    Super Fly

    Who's that giant cockroach in the back? One ugly mofo!

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    lisa

    We don't care about these women... We are only interested in Tiger back in golf tournaments.

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    Golf Fan

    Please I bet not one person posting ever saw Tiger golf,the only reason you care is same as oj he is black,somewhat.Next you will be telling me you can swim.