Kris Jenner to Scott Disick: Stop Sucking!

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The day after Keeping Up with the Kardashians set an E! ratings record with 4.8 million viewers, Kris Jenner spoke to the network that made her family famous and focused on the unit's most obvious black sheep:

Scott Disick.

The mother of Khloe and Kim Kardashian has made her feelings on Kourtney's baby daddy clear, often mocking his status as an "entrepreneur" and urging Scott to find something he's "passionate about."

You know, like feeding your children unhealthy weight loss supplements.

"I want someone who's dedicated to Kourtney and the baby, who has something to get up for every day - not just get up and go get a tan in the backyard," Kris told E! News."It's not just success monetarily. It's finding something you love to do. I'm as hard on Rob as I am on Scott. I set the bar really high and expect a lot out of my kids."

The show finished filming over nine months ago and Jenner says "a lot's happened since." This would include the raising of Mason Dash, Scott and Kourtney's adorable son.

Kris adds that "when you date one of my kids, you date all of us" and she means that literally: no way you're courting anyone in that family without signing an E! contract.


Kris Jenner Kardashian is such a whore, and a whore pimp for the rest of her family. Bruce is ballless or he would've left this miserable woman a long time ago. She should be in jail. She is a terrible mother and wife and a danger to society.


Dan Tillman - you are disgusting... HOW DARE YOU refer to Khloe and Kim's boyfrineds using that term.
Shame on you - you're a poor excuse for a human being! Rot... and to the moderator.. how dare you publish that comment!


That poor sweet little baby. He is adorable.I think Mr. Disick is just playing a part. Every move these people make is designed for publicity and to launch an equally silly spin-off. I mean Kim takes on "Playby"? Barf. Very orchestrated.


Hellion, I love your comment! I was wondering exactly the same thing. I guess having a freakishly outsized ass and making a sex tape qualify as some sort of public service!


Scott is a slick hair no good for nothing guy. He is not a man. What does he do for a living before he got the little job that he has now. He drives nice cars and he dresses ok at times. Kourt needs to run like hell away from that loser. He has cheated many of times on her. Why do she put up with his dog mess. (shit) Hellion what does the color of Kim an Khloe men has to do with Scott being a loser? Get over the color of people skin. If you work and bring home the bacon who cares what color your skin is. Scott is a no good for nothing slick hair fool who needs to go on. The chicks that is fooling around with him is stupid. You go Kris you are those girls mother that is your job to run looser off when they are not good enough to be with your girls. I am going to do the same thing with my daughter.


Baby Mason does not like look Scott. He looks like that model she was seeing when her and scott were apart. Compare baby mason picture with model face picture they look like.


it's not hard to understand why kris has anger in her voice when talking to scott. he's the nightmare of every mother who has a daughter. how would scott be able to live without kourtney taking care of him...where would he go, what would he do, would he even be able to buy a bottle of water? what a total parasite! we all get only one dad in our lives, and little mason does not deserve to be stuck with this loser for the rest of his. my heart breaks for all of them (except scott) and i trust that kourtney will soon realize that she deserves so much more in life. she doesn't deserve to settle for the crumbs she gets from scott


He just looks creepy to me. Like he wakes up and watches Kourtney while she sleeps while he pulls his own hair out.


There's a slacker in every family, and if you don't have one, I guarantee your adult children is going to find one, and bring "em"
in on family.If the family don't like "em" married or not, the slacker is there to stay.The slacker may not fit in, but the adult children makes "em" blend in with the family.Since little babies are like pennies from heaven,this charmer is like sticky glue,he ain't going nowhere except The Kardashian's compound!!


Maybe he could make a sex tape, you know, show some pa$$ion.


Scott Disick Biography

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick
Scott Disick is the on-again, off-again boyfriend of Kourtney Kardashian. In the summer of 2009, it was announced that she was pregnant -... More »
Long Island, New York
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Scott Disick