Former reality star Tiffany Pollard turns 28 today and we know exactly what she needs as a gift:
Another 15 minutes in the spotlight.
Indeed, the woman best known as "New York" extended her initial run for an impressive, nauseating amount of time. She rose to fame as a contestant on Flavor of Love... received her own spin-off from VH1 titled I Love New York... parlayed that series into New York Goes to Hollywood... and ended the streak with New York Goes to Work.
On that last show listed, Pollard tried her hand at various jobs, such as flight attendant and farmer. How ironic, considering she now needs a new gig for real.
If anyone out there is hiring, New York could use a paycheck as a birthday present. Barring that gift, just send along a few best wishes and check out the following photo montage in her honor: