Tiger Woods is a complicated individual.
There's the part of him that was the world's most squeaky-clean and most successful athlete, amassing 14 major golf titles by the young age of 33.
And there's the part of him that bedded all those waitresses. We're not talking isolated affairs. There are like 11 Tiger Woods mistresses ... at least.
How can a person live such drastically separate lives?
That's what we're all wondering. Now, the embattled legend is ready to tell his side of the story ... in a funny (and extremely vulgar) Funny or Die spoof.
Follow the jump to see the video (contains foul language). In the words of the world's #1 golfer: I'm Tiger Woods. I don't not win championships, but I do ...