The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest: December 15

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Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where readers send in the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity picture posted below!

It's simple to play: Look at the pic, click comments and send in your caption(s). Post as many as you like. Have fun. Tomorrow, we'll announce a winner.

That's it! Today's Caption Contest features the great Jon Gosselin. What could the reality star dad-turned playboy d-bag be thinking/saying? You tell us ...

He Likes 'Em This Big
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SHHHHHHHH!!!!! I AM ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING INCREDIBLY STUPID!!!! wait.... i forgot what it was..... i'm such a douchebag

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STORK? WHAT STORK? DID SOMEONE SAY STORK??? SH...TT!!!!

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"Tiger, you still need 8 more girls to get 18 holes."

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I can run about this far without passing out.

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In about six months, my forehead will be this big.

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If my penis was this big then maybe I could graduate from the master of mediocre trim to the destroyer of grade A meat.

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Whatta am I going to do Kate and Hailey showed up the same time!

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The last lie I told was this big...

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I swear officer I thought she was 19 really I did I did

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Holy S**t - my 15 minutes are almost up!