Holly Madison and Benji Madden: New Couple Alert!

Yup, this seems about right:

Holly Madison and Benji Madden are rumored to be dating. This can't come as a shock to anyone familiar with each celebrity's need for attention and/or questionable taste in the opposite sex. No offense, Hugh Hefner and Paris Hilton.

Okay, some offense.

A witness told Life & Style, the pair of D-listers was seen at a Starbucks together on Sunday.

“It was obvious something was going on between them,” said an onlooker. “Benji stood next to Holly with his arm around her. He was rubbing her lower back and the top of her butt, and she was hanging on his shoulder. They were laughing and flirting the entire time. They couldn’t take their hands off each other!”

Madison isn't shying away from the fact that she has a man. She Tweeted this week:

“You can say I’m hanging out with someone I have a crush on. [Benji] is just someone I have a crush on... for now!"

But, hey, if another wrinkly old man comes along with a TV show, you'll have some competition, Benji!