Sorry, Kristen Stewart.
For once, that sound you hear is not the adoring screams of Twilight Saga fans around the world.
Instead, it's the whirring siren of the celebrity fashion police. You're gonna need to pull over and answer for your crimes against reason and good taste.
We know New York City is often considered the center of the fashion universe, but that's no excuse for the dress you wore below to a recent screening of New Moon there. Its two sides are more mismatched than Bella and Emmett Cullen...
How should the fashion police deal with this violation?