There are a lot of complete wackos out in the U.S. prison system, but very few of them (probably for the best) hand-write court papers and file lawsuits.
Jonathan Lee Riches (a.k.a. Bernard Madoff) is one of the chosen few.
In a recent court declaration, the Indiana inmate sued for custody of the eight kids of Jon and Kate Gosselin and the offspring of Octomom Nadya Suleman.
Oh, and in a political bombshell, Frances Quinn Hunter, the love child of Rielle Hunter believed to have been fathered by John Edwards, is apparently his too!
Riches also wants custody, for some reason, of the kids on ABC's soap opera All My Children, and is demanding a paternity test on Bristol Palin's son Tripp.
Guess he's not entirely sure he's the father and not Levi Johnston.
Jon Gosselin is totally off the hook for child support now!
More little-known facts revealed in Jonathan Lee Riches' lawsuit:
- He met Kate Gosselin at a Harrisburg, Pa., Long John Silvers, where they dined on octopus before he accompanied her to a fertility clinic in 2002, at which point his "sperm was added to the mix." At least he got his dates right.
- TLC really stands for Torturing Little Children (he may have a point there).
- Jon Gosselin is really a woman on steroids (a stretch, but we'll buy it).
- He has nude pics of Jon and Deanna Hummel at a Holiday Inn Express.
- He is seeking "federal custody" of his 16 kids (whatever that means).
- He has already sued Brad Pitt (he cites "Riches vs. Pitt"), Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Aniston, Hannah Montana and Black History Month (!?), all of whom/which may or may not be in possession of his sperm.
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9 Comments
November 7th, 2009 5:43 PM
WOW, there is actually a bigger douce bag than jon gosselin out there.
November 7th, 2009 5:54 PM
Did the nut job remember he has to be half Korean for the Gosselin kids and not for the Octomom's. What a waste of the courts time.
November 7th, 2009 6:23 PM
What an Idiot, I sure hope they're doing a psychiatric evaluation on this guy while he's locked up.
November 7th, 2009 10:16 PM
there all sooo cute!
November 8th, 2009 7:46 AM
you can never have to many children (apparently)
November 8th, 2009 1:50 PM
As if this losers sperm is that sought after, What an idiot
November 8th, 2009 2:21 PM
Huh? As Seth Meyers and Amy Poehler would say...really? If there was ever anyone who shouldn't be allowed to procreate or even think about children, it's this nutjob.
November 10th, 2009 2:09 PM
I like cheese
November 14th, 2009 12:01 PM
Bless the Freaks! And I like cheese too!