Tila Tequila is not known for keeping her clothes on. Or for not appearing in videos that appear online as desperate ploys for attention. That's her bread and butter.

Just the same, the "Internet celebrity" says the leaked, alleged Tila Tequila sex tape making the rounds on the world wide 'net isn't her - and she's gonna sue!

After a 10-second clip of Tila in a compromising position surfaced on the website 4tube.com, Tila’s lawyers said her laptop was stolen and action would be taken.

Tila, however, sings a different tune on Twitter, writing: “There is no sex tape! If I had one it would have come out a long time ago, don’t you think? Geez.”

She makes a valid point. She would've leaked it herself.

A relatively classy Tila Tequila pic. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Tequila also acknowledges that her attorneys are taking action against whomever is slandering her: “Whomever is out there slandering my name, my attorney has filed to take action. You don’t f--k with me & think you can get away with it!”

THG NOTE: Can you really slander her of all people by suggesting she would make a sex tape? There was an insane Tila Tequila nude video rant last week.

Anyway, Tila's lawyer is working OT this week. She is currently suing her ex boyfriend, NFL star Shawne Merriman, for allegedly battering her this fall.

She is requesting $1.5 million in damages, but given that police did not pursue criminal charges against Merriman, we have doubts she'll be getting it.