Tuesday night on The Hills, Spencer Pratt was convinced Heidi Montag might be preggers, while Kristin Cavallari and BFF Stacie took off for a girls weekend.
As always, The Hollywood Gossip staff looks back at the major developments on Tuesday's episode of The Hills, awarding and deducting points as we see fit ...
En route to Vegas, Stacie opines that her chances of hooking up are 90% while Kristin's are 65%. So she deems herself 25% more skanky? We'll buy it. Plus 3.
Forget Mr. Right, the girls say as they pre-party for their big night out in Sin City. Bring on Mr. Right Now! Groan. Minus 4. So creative and not at all scripted.
Scruffy Spencer Pratt pal Charlie is apparently the all-knowing oracle of baby-making schemes perpetrated by girls. Plus 2, because you gotta wonder why.
Bored with girls night out after like 15 minutes, Kristin Cavallari leaves a voicemail for a mystery man. Gee, we wonder who. Minus 3 for the fake suspense.
Spencer takes Heidi out for sushi to "test" her. She passes on wine, and on raw fish, then nonchalantly brings up neighbor Enzo to complete the trifecta. Plus 5.
Which couple from The Hills grosses you out more?
In the morning, Stacie learns Kristin brought a guy home and he's in her shower! Minus 5 for MTV expecting us to believe Justin-Bobby drove five hours in response to this booty call, but Plus 8 for him bathing for the first time in history.
Audrina Patridge has dinner with Justin-Bobby bud Derek and says she's DONE! She's SO over him! For GOOD! Until next week's promos, that is. Pathetic. Minus 14.
Kristin, Justin and Stacie hit a strip club, where the latter complains about being a third wheel. Minus only 1, though, because Kristin wants to "learn how to work a pole."
Plus 17 for the obligatory Kristin-Stacie kissing scene. These two girls are such attention whores, it's really sad in a way. But hey, at least they're good at it.
Charlie: "Dude, you gotta be you." Spencer: "Me is not a baby." LOL. Plus 12.
Justin: [in bed the next day] "How you feelin'?" Kristin: "Pretty bad, but not as bad as I should." Justin: "That's 'cause I'm here." Massive eye roll. Minus 8.
TOTAL: +12! SEASON TOTAL: +90! Kristin and Stacie may be painful at times, but you've gotta give them credit for stirring up trouble, which is their sole reason for existing. We love the Spencer-Charlie heart-to-hearts, too.
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November 25th, 2009 11:46 AM
I dnt even know why I watch this, its like an accident you can't trun away from lol. Its so fake and Im pretty sure they were fake driving in a car on the way to Vegas hahaha, it looked like a sceen from Days of Our Lives!
November 25th, 2009 12:45 PM
This show cracks me up! It's nothing but fake, fake, fake just like her teeth and her BIG BOOB Spencer! It shows what NOT to do in real life relationships and what to look out for. hahahahahahaha FUCK YOU BEOTCHES!
November 27th, 2009 9:49 PM
As fake as this reality show is I think this is my favourite episde of the season.
Lovin Justin this season, he truly is stepping up. We now know he showers which is a good sign too. He really is the best looking guy in the show.
I don't think Kristin's been given a fair go by viewers, she's a good girl at heart. She's pretty, she likes to have fun and like every girl wants to be in love without getting her heart broken. And I'm really lovin her and Justin's relationship. It shows how people can draw out eachothers best qualities.
Audrina, never really knew what to do with herself before Justin was in the picture and now Lauren's gone from given her more air time and Justin's hooking up with her rival Kristin...Well...What can you say apart from stop clinging on to Justin's friend. You have new hair, new face, new boobs and body this season, be who you want to be, your beautiful, find someone to treat you how you want to be treated.
Love Brody, but more so when Lauren was around. He's pretty much pathetic this season, trying to buy more air-time. We blatantly know him and Jayde are together, so just stop.
Then there's Speidi... No comment. lol
Overall this season so far gets 1 point.
November 29th, 2009 3:38 AM
As for last comment Shay!!! Who the hell do you think you are. Hahahahahaha What a wicked and sick ass perception of life as you see it on The Hills. Truth is. I am the biggest hills fan and seriously, Audrina is the chick who is rocking it...ps.dontcha know Audrina doesnt give a fck about him, his loss, she was the only "true friend" in real life.. that dude ever had. yeah just his friend.. nothing but his friend, in the end, he blew it with her. lies and fake filming scenes, betrayal ect.. jb is bad news to her always! He is sucking up to whoever will give him fame or a dollar..he would sell his sick mother, his loss. poor bastard. Hell justin isnt even close to falling for that kristen the way she thinks he is. Could be a good couple for ratings...not! bc its FAKE AS krazy making and drinking and drugging, them two can do it and nobody cares. I love Audrina style and smooth way to keep on keeping on... Audrina and filming are the only reason I watch anymore, shes an hell of an actress and hopefully her and Mark Salling will be in the NEW!!! Who Hoo..
November 29th, 2009 5:09 PM
i totally love this show!!!