Taking a few moments away from her Circus tour in Melbourne, Britney Spears shared some of her personal religious views on Twitter just minutes ago.
Apparently she gives herself every day to Lucifer, and eagerly awaits the arrival of a New World Order, presumably headed by Satan himself. Awesome.
Who knew the star felt so strongly about the end of democracy and freedom and the installation of a bureaucratic, collectivist one-world government?
Maybe they'll ban pants. Now that's a political platform we can see her getting behind. Here's a screen cap of Britney Spears' devil-worshiping Tweets:
Of course, this is likely the work of a hacker (it's happened to Britney before, with the focal point of her faux tweets being the size of her vicious lady parts).
At least we hope so. Otherwise our girl has been possessed and is not of sound mind, which could be very bad. It would be like 2007-2008 all over again.
UPDATE: The hijackers remain at large, but the situation has been fixed and Britney's Twitter now features the following explanation of her Satanic ways:
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November 12th, 2009 9:41 AM
Hack
What more needs to be said?
November 12th, 2009 9:53 AM
joem Says: What more needs to be said?
How about that it's hilarious! LOL glad they got the photo up before she took it down. how hard is it to make a good password
November 14th, 2009 12:24 PM
That's just a crack-up! Uh-oh, is crack-up the wrong word to use??!!!
November 14th, 2009 10:37 PM
why ppl wanna do this to britney?
November 15th, 2009 3:54 AM
Ferro, the question is why wouldn't people do this. It's not like she's a home crying her eyes out over this, i'm pretty sure she doesn't give a damn - and it's entertaining for the rest of us... ergo, whoever did it - thumbs up, and make up something else next time ^^
November 15th, 2009 11:58 PM
Brittney videos certainly seems like she's given herself to Lucifer. She doesn't appear very Christlike. But then Lady Gaga with her Disco Stick song don't exactly seem like a good Christian either. Donna Summer became ashamed of her music.......Brittney Spears is very low class......
November 17th, 2009 5:06 AM
Glory be to the Hypnotoad!
November 19th, 2009 3:27 AM
LOL. Her new "3" song(LOL) is so funny. I think it's the most laughable of all her songs(not that she has many, just the few or more that are laughable). You know, I really think she CAN sing, but she chooses not to. What a waste of space in stores and digital bytes.