Britney Spears Worships Satan Via Twitter

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Taking a few moments away from her Circus tour in Melbourne, Britney Spears shared some of her personal religious views on Twitter just minutes ago.

Apparently she gives herself every day to Lucifer, and eagerly awaits the arrival of a New World Order, presumably headed by Satan himself. Awesome.

Who knew the star felt so strongly about the end of democracy and freedom and the installation of a bureaucratic, collectivist one-world government?

Maybe they'll ban pants. Now that's a political platform we can see her getting behind. Here's a screen cap of Britney Spears' devil-worshiping Tweets:

Britney Devil Worship

Of course, this is likely the work of a hacker (it's happened to Britney before, with the focal point of her faux tweets being the size of her vicious lady parts).

At least we hope so. Otherwise our girl has been possessed and is not of sound mind, which could be very bad. It would be like 2007-2008 all over again.

UPDATE: The hijackers remain at large, but the situation has been fixed and Britney's Twitter now features the following explanation of her Satanic ways:

Brit Tweet 2
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Elvis presley, says satan must be a pussy like Britney spears. Show up for a fight. Mr bush!!!!!

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if u realy worship the devil ur life is done

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@ god is great

Not true- they say god can save you

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One of the Devil Worshipper Knight slayer I've known for so long is named Isabelo De Guzmann in 1920's and He lives in the pearl of the Orient seas and he is currently working in a center where he is being called. Hail, hail , hail Satan worshipper the Knight named Isabello will soon throw glory to Baphomet and New world order will soon rise and the Slayer from the oreient seas of the south-east asian country will soon rise and become the ruler seated at the right hand of the glory of the dear Satan.

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LOVE UR MUSIC BRIT,BUT THS WORSHIPS OF URS TERIFIES ME...HOPE U GET UR SENSES BACK,LOVE U ND GOD BLESS

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Hey brittney whats your number

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Hey brittney wats your numba

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Would make alot of since which is really weird that I read this cause literately not but 30 mins ago I had a dream that I was fighting the devil and that devil just happen to be Britney spears like no joke....

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GOD SHE BETTER HOPE GOD FORGIVES HER!!!!

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LOL. Her new "3" song(LOL) is so funny. I think it's the most laughable of all her songs(not that she has many, just the few or more that are laughable). You know, I really think she CAN sing, but she chooses not to. What a waste of space in stores and digital bytes.

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Glory be to the Hypnotoad!