Ready to smell like Reggie Bush's sweat?
How about Ray J's semen? Or perhaps Bruce Jenner's plastic body parts?
All are possibilities, now that Kim Kardashian has released her signature line of perfume. The socialite is the latest is an endless line of celebrities to sponsor a fragrance, joining Christina Aguilera and Paris Hilton, among many others.
It's hard not to wonder what someone like Kim knows about perfume. She may be able to smell a photo op from 1,000 yards away, but does that really translate into a desirable body odor?
Do you want to reek of desperation for attention? Purchase Kim Kardashian's perfume today!