For Levi Johnston, baby daddy of Bristol Palin, it's time to get crackin'.
Literally. Dude is cracking some serious nut in an ad for pistachios.
We're serious. For whatever reason, Levi is in a new commercial for Wonderful Pistachios, accompanied by his enormous bodyguard and manager, Tank.
The tagline? "Now Levi Johnston does it with protection." Unreal.
It's probably good Tank was on hand for the filming of this commercial, and he might want to stick around for awhile after. Todd Palin is going to try to run Levi's ass over with a snow machine if he sees this during the local news ...