For Levi Johnston, baby daddy of Bristol Palin, it's time to get crackin'.
Literally. Dude is cracking some serious nut in an ad for pistachios.
We're serious. For whatever reason, Levi is in a new commercial for Wonderful Pistachios, accompanied by his enormous bodyguard and manager, Tank.
The tagline? "Now Levi Johnston does it with protection." Unreal.
It's probably good Tank was on hand for the filming of this commercial, and he might want to stick around for awhile after. Todd Palin is going to try to run Levi's ass over with a snow machine if he sees this during the local news ...
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October 5th, 2009 2:30 PM
kids these days... i swear. cash in while you can, levi!!! won't last long.
October 5th, 2009 5:30 PM
He better mow him down with an effing snow machine jesus christ, what a douche bag. Loooovee the t-shirt "nut job" hmm.. no pun, really.
October 5th, 2009 6:07 PM
i love the t shirt ahah lol its funnny :P
October 5th, 2009 8:14 PM
I saw this a little while ago...hilarious!
October 5th, 2009 10:35 PM
Funny stuff, but he needs to stop trying to squeeze out a 16th minute.
October 6th, 2009 12:04 AM
love the shirt....
October 6th, 2009 7:49 AM
Levi Johnston is HOT and that comes from a 50-year-old professional female. WOW! Some bright, young woman will snatch him up because he’s got a lot of potential if in the right relationship. Yes, he’s ignorant in areas but confident in other areas. T.V. should use him because that body and face are absolutely irresistable and it’s o.k. if he chews gum at national televised events. You have to love this sexy guy that is so real and I, as a former elected public official, believe is honest. We love looking at him (JUST SO HOT…baby yet rugged look and his chest, arms and legs…yum!) and watching him grow up and become more and more worldlywise and educated will be well worth it. Enroll that young man into college or some kind of technical program. He’ll do just fine. What a hunk and a truthful rare breed! The Palin's will regret losing him because I feel he's got a future if he gets and takes the right guidance. Both he and Bristol are victims of their mother's greed for political fame (I'm also a staunch Republican that worked as a researcher at Connecticut's capitol/. I was a Sarah Palin supporter but no more. She finished herself off when she didn't complete her gubernatorial term. She's more of a quiter than Levi ever was as she should be old enough to know better. You can bet all the rumors about her marital problems are true. As a mother, there's no way she couldn't be having problems when juggling a hectic schedule like hers. She needs to do what most professional women do and drop out of the scene until her children are all at least 12 years old. Maybe then she can focus and not appear as such a flake.
October 6th, 2009 7:58 AM
I usually take peanuts to the high school football games on Friday nights but I think I'm going to start taking pistachios instead.
October 6th, 2009 10:43 AM
Sorry, no matter how cute or hot he might be, he still impregnated a girl and now is making money off of it by joking about it. Tasteless as far as I am concerned. Yeah, I would want THIS guy as a better half?? No thanks. If a guy can't be respected, he isn't worth it.
October 6th, 2009 11:27 AM
That is a man for you got his jolly and now is braging about.