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Man.

We might have to start watching Heroes again, because if this future story line is any indication, the show is about to turn a creative corner and recapture the magic that made it one of TV’s most riveting shows in 2006-2007.

Ha, we almost got through that with a straight face. In reality, the show will very likely continue to suck, though this cheap, shark-jumping stunt does look hot.

Hayden in 2019

As Heroes spoilers have hinted for months, a Hayden Panettiere lesbian kiss is coming our way in next week’s episode. The lucky girl involved? Madeline Zima.

Motivated by strong ratings urges and an exciting new desperation for publicity character, Claire opts for some girl-on-girl action with roommate Gretchen …

Heroes sucks. As does Madeline Zima, with Hayden Panettiere’s face.

Of course, the actual scene is likely brief and Claire is unlikely to go full-on G-on-G from here on out. But hey, they make a pretty cute couple, don’t they?

What do you think of this? Just a cheap PR stunt, right? Do you even watch Heroes? Will you now? Prefer to just stare at some Hayden Panettiere pictures?

Comment away!